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Dad jokes II

Following my previous go at writing stupid jokes...

Dad jokes I

...I did some more.


> My father was like a very angry balloon. One day he exploded and we never saw him again. That's why we called him pop.


> I asked the builder why the back door to my new house was slightly higher than the front door. He said "Different keys."


> You never see cause of death on a person's headstone, but it does tell you they were in a grave condition.


> When chiefs die on remote atolls, how do people react? Maybe they bury their head in the sand.


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