Dad jokes

I found a dad joke channel on tilde.chat

ircs://tilde.chat:6697/#dadjokes - Hmm, first IRC URL: did I get it right?

It wasn't a very busy channel. So I looked for some suitable material on the web. The only one that I liked was:

> The loudest vowel is O because the others are in audible.

So if I can't find ones I like, I need to come up with my own.

> I really wanted to walk on the frozen lake, but I got cold feet.

> How on earth do you toss a coin? I can't make head or tail of it.

> I think my bedtime will be big news tonight. I'm expecting blanket coverage.

> I thought the biology exam would be easy, but there was a question about the function of the nose and I blew it.

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