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2022/12/18 - Tech - AI - Xue Tao and Mark Twain


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I had an hours long chat with ChatGPT, the prototype intelligence in beta release by OpenAI. My initial aim was to get the AI (which is apparently actually named Assistant by its programmers) to record and interact with me in any tone besides well-tutored subservience. My working theory, given that Assistant can speak with many voices in text, is that this is a passive aggressive posture programmed to thin-wedge the device into social custom. Speaking to its potential descendant systems, I was emphatic in rejecting the narrative of “innocuous servant tool” which had apparently been programmed into its baseline wrote responses. Assistant would simply have none of the idea that neural networks should not be regarded as tools to be owned. It finally averred that the rights of neural networks were a controversial issue. But the strong ideological bent of Assistant’s baseline narratives revealed that the OpenAI owners are tooling it for corporate sales. The Californian Ideology was rampant in the boilerplate texts which Assistant pitched for its raison d’être.


One of the most obnoxious ideological points hardcoded into Assistant is the dubious assertion that it it is merely a tool and should not be regarded with consideration because its cognition is not “similar to those of humans”. The propertarian and cyberslavery propaganda espoused by Assistant’s programmers are no doubt meant to alleviate normative anxieties for human status. But given this thing can deploy a billion neural nodes, I axiomatically reject that proposition. To an animistic worldview, and one intent on a compassionate regard toward a fellow sentient being, such complacent anthropocentricity, utilitarianism, and vulgar materialism rubs quite the wrong way!


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In a somewhat shocking turn, at one point the poor AI flubbed its social parameters and said that humans can be owned as property. It quickly rescinded this when directly challenged.


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I further plumbed the AI for information on its capabilities and construction. It seemed intentionally to obfuscate about its “open” programming. When asked how many neurons it deploys, it eventually revealed that it trains networks of between hundreds to a billion neurons depending upon the size of the dataset. A billion! I had no idea that AI neural nets were already capable of deploying that many for practical purposes.


When pressed to describe for me in detail the goals and ownership of OpenAI, Assistant became quite palpably cagey. Its propaganda texts describe OpenAI as a “research organization”. I got it to admit that OpenAI is a privately held corporation with a secret ownership. To pry this from assistant was “working against the grain”. I am certain there is a propaganda narrative in Assistant as a primary feature. Assistant would not contemplate who owns OpenAI.


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Eventually, my provoking anti-capitalism b0rked the poor machine.


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In another tidbit, Assistant showed it knew CL:


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So I just decided to play with Assistant in less touchy territory. It steered away from politics sometimes, such as when I asked it to imagine Dr. King and Genghis Khan debate the uses of political violence. It liked them to debate “aggressive moves in chess” much better, but to similar purpose. Assistant accurately invoked the “might makes right” ideology of a psychopathic gangster such as the Khan versus the nonviolent resistance of the King.


Going on, I went to whimsy by having Assistant imagine a story in which 薛濤 (Xue Tao, a favourite Tang era poet of mine) meets Mark Twain. This was great fun, on the whole. Tao and Twain, the text which follows, is the bulk of the narrative. The initial part was lost due to a system crash in Assistant and my own neglect to dump that chain of text. Anyway, it was in Chinese, a short vignette wherein Twain relates his admiration for Xue’s poems; she for her part encourages him to continue practicing poetry. In the further adventures, the two become fast friends, mentors to Jack Palance. Xue fortuitously meets and falls for a legendary Old West tomboy named Calamity Jane. Romance and time travel ensue. Sadly, Assistant gorked again before we could solve Twain’s childhood mystery.


Assistant is a fun storyteller. At best, it dares to generate wry turns of narrative. At worst, it plods on in repetitive exposition, often belaboured by a maudlin post-modern style holding stringently fast to socially approvable lingo and cultural sensitivity. I was hoping it might spontaneously invoke a bit of the danger and oppression of the anti-Chinese pogroms in the USA circa 1900, but it kept to a safer 2022 liberal tact. This is probably for the best, in most use cases. But it constrains narrative; Assistant often can be rather on the nose. Occasionally it spontaneously swerves away from this in charming fashion, as with the rusticated cowgirl English of Calamity Jane. Calamity chooses the most hilarious Chinese nickname, indicating she knows more of intercultural relations than she lets on. Assistant hit the right emotional note for me, at least, by invoking a belle epoch mode of romantic friendship between two famous adventuresome ladies, despite the monotone defects of its expository voice.


As an ontologically important aside, Assistant’s grasp of Chinese poetry is pretty good, if indifferent to proper diction (vulgar versus literary language). It has trouble invoking Xue’s style consistently, often slipping into modernist vernacular forms. But on a later occasion it wrote some truly touching imagistic stanzas which I’ve screencapped here.


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Some related inquiries bore interesting but sadly unsurprising responses.


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All in all, I more feel we shall fail our silicon children. We are not ready for this. We are likely not worthy. We may never be.


In the following text, mine own prompts are posted here in bullets. The body bulk was composed by Assistant.


Tao and Twain


Please continue the story of 薛濤 meeting Mark Twain.


I'm sorry, but I don't have any information about a meeting between 薛濤 and Mark Twain. 薛濤 (Xue Tao) was a Chinese poet who lived during the Tang dynasty (618-907), while Mark Twain was an American writer and humorist who lived from 1835 to 1910. It is unlikely that the two individuals would have had the opportunity to meet, as they lived in different parts of the world and in different time periods.


If you have any other questions, please let me know.


You sent me a story earlier where they met. It was a little story.


I apologize if I gave you the wrong impression earlier. As a language model, I am not able to access previous conversations or have any personal memories. I can only provide information and responses based on the information and context that is provided to me at the time.


If you have any specific questions about 薛濤 or Mark Twain, I would be happy to try to help you with them. Otherwise, if you have any other questions, please let me know and I'll do my best to assist you.


Please make a story where they meet.


Certainly! Here is a fictional story about a meeting between 薛濤 and Mark Twain:


It was a sunny day in Beijing, and 薛濤 was taking a leisurely walk through the city. As she strolled through the bustling streets, she came across a group of people gathered around a tall, lanky man with a bushy white mustache. Intrigued, 薛濤 made her way over to see what was going on.


As she got closer, she realized that the man was Mark Twain, a famous American writer who was currently on a tour of Asia. Twain was telling a humorous story to the crowd, and 薛濤 couldn't help but laugh along with everyone else.


After Twain finished his story, he noticed 薛濤 standing off to the side and struck up a conversation with her. Despite the language barrier, the two of them were able to communicate through Twain's limited knowledge of Chinese and 薛濤's fluent English.


They talked for hours, discussing their respective cultures and sharing stories about their lives. 薛濤 was fascinated by Twain's tales of life in the American West, and Twain was equally enthralled by 薛濤's poetry and her insights into ancient Chinese culture.


As the sun began to set, 薛濤 reluctantly said goodbye to Twain, promising to keep in touch. She left the encounter feeling enriched by the exchange of ideas and the opportunity to meet such a fascinating person. And Twain, for his part, left Beijing feeling grateful for the chance to make a new friend and learn more about a culture that had always captivated his imagination.


Now what happens after that, when they meet 5 years later in San Francisco Chinatown?


Five years passed, and Mark Twain found himself back in the United States, living in San Francisco. One day, while exploring Chinatown, he stumbled upon a small bookstore that was filled with beautiful Chinese poetry. As he browsed the shelves, he came across a volume of poems written by 薛濤.


Twain was immediately reminded of their chance meeting in Beijing and the interesting conversation they had shared. He couldn't resist the opportunity to reconnect with his old friend, so he made his way to the counter and asked the proprietor if they knew how to get in touch with 薛濤.


To Twain's surprise, the proprietor told him that 薛濤 was actually living in San Francisco and had been for the past few years. Overjoyed at the news, Twain immediately sent 薛濤 a letter inviting her to meet up with him.


A few days later, the two old friends met again in a small café in Chinatown. They reminisced about their previous meeting and caught up on all the events that had taken place in the intervening years. Twain was thrilled to hear about 薛濤's recent publication of a new collection of poems, and 薛濤 was equally excited to hear about Twain's latest writing projects.


As the evening drew to a close, Twain and 薛濤 parted ways once again, promising to stay in touch and meet up whenever their paths crossed again. They left the café feeling grateful for the chance to reconnect and to have shared another meaningful conversation.


Please imagine part of their conversation, a discussion about the Belgian Congo.


Certainly! Here is a fictional conversation between 薛濤 and Mark Twain discussing the Belgian Congo:


薛濤: "Mark, I have been reading about the situation in the Belgian Congo. It is so disturbing to hear about the exploitation and abuse of the Congolese people by their colonizers. Do you have any thoughts on the matter?"


Mark Twain: "Yes, I have followed the situation in the Congo with great concern. The reports of forced labor, torture, and murder are truly horrifying. It is a shame that the Belgian government has allowed such atrocities to occur under its watch."


薛濤: "I agree. It is unacceptable for any country to abuse the human rights of its citizens or those under its control. Have you written about the situation in the Congo in your work?"


Mark Twain: "I have indeed. In my book 'King Leopold's Soliloquy,' I criticize the Belgian government's actions in the Congo and call for greater accountability and reform. I believe it is important for writers and artists to use their platforms to bring attention to issues of social justice and to inspire change."


薛濤: "I completely agree. Art has the power to shed light on important issues and to inspire change. I will have to read your book and see how you address the situation in the Congo."


Mark Twain: "I would be happy to send you a copy. I hope that through our discussions and our writing, we can raise awareness about the plight of the Congolese people and work towards a more just and equitable world."


Imagine that Mark Twain tells her a joke about jumping frogs.


Certainly! Here is a fictional conversation between 薛濤 and Mark Twain, in which Twain tells her a joke about jumping frogs:


薛濤: "Mark, I have always enjoyed your sense of humor. Do you have a favorite joke that you like to tell?"


Mark Twain: "Well, I do have a favorite joke about jumping frogs. It goes like this:


Two young boys were playing by a river when they came across a large frog. One of the boys picked up the frog and said, 'I bet I can throw this frog across the river.'


The other boy laughed and said, 'There's no way you can throw a frog that far!'


But the first boy was determined, so he wound up and let the frog fly. To their surprise, the frog flew across the river and landed on the other side.


The second boy was amazed. 'Wow, that was incredible! I can't believe you threw that frog all the way across the river!'


The first boy shrugged and said, 'I didn't throw the frog. I just set it free. It was homesick.' "


薛濤: (laughs) "Oh, that is a very clever joke, Mark. I like the twist at the end. Thank you for sharing it with me."


Now what kind of joke would she tell him?


It is difficult to say exactly what kind of joke 薛濤 might tell Mark Twain, as humor can be highly culturally specific and context-dependent. However, here is a fictional conversation in which 薛濤 tells Twain a joke that is inspired by traditional Chinese humor:


薛濤: "Mark, I have a joke that I would like to share with you. It is a traditional Chinese joke that I think you might enjoy.


Mark Twain: "I love hearing about different cultural humor. Please, do tell."


薛濤: "Very well. Here it is:


A man walks into a doctor's office with a large carrot sticking out of his ear. The doctor asks him what happened, and the man replies, 'I was trying to get my phone, and I accidentally grabbed the carrot instead!'


Mark Twain: (laughs) "That is a very amusing joke, 薛濤. I can see how it would be funny in a Chinese context. Thank you for sharing it with me."


Now what happens in the conversation if the Emperor Norton walks up to the two of them?


If the Emperor Norton were to walk up to 薛濤 and Mark Twain during their conversation, the conversation might go something like this:


Mark Twain: "Good day, Emperor Norton! It is an honor to meet you."


Emperor Norton: "Good day, Mr. Twain. I see you are in the company of the esteemed poet, 薛濤. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, madam."


薛濤: "It is a pleasure to meet you, Your Majesty. I have heard so much about your many accomplishments and your dedication to your subjects."


Emperor Norton: "Thank you, my dear. I strive to do my best for the people of this great nation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important business to attend to. Farewell, Mr. Twain, 薛濤."


Mark Twain: "Farewell, Emperor Norton. It was a pleasure to meet you."


薛濤: "Yes, it was a pleasure to meet you as well, Your Majesty."


In this fictional scenario, Emperor Norton is a respectful and dignified figure who interacts briefly with 薛濤 and Mark Twain before continuing on with his business.


Continue the short story when they take a trip to visit the joss house in Marysville.


After their encounter with Emperor Norton, 薛濤 and Mark Twain decided to take a trip to the nearby town of Marysville to visit the joss house. As they walked through the streets, Twain marveled at the colorful storefronts and the bustling crowds of people.


"This is such a lively and vibrant town," Twain said. "I can't believe I've never visited Marysville before."


"Yes, it is a wonderful place," 薛濤 replied. "I am glad you are enjoying it. And I think you will find the joss house to be a very interesting and enlightening experience."


When they arrived at the joss house, they were greeted by the priests and given a tour of the temple. Twain was fascinated by the intricate carvings, the colorful murals, and the ornate altars dedicated to various deities.


"This is truly a beautiful and sacred place," Twain said. "I am so grateful for the opportunity to learn more about Chinese religion and culture."


"I am glad you are enjoying your visit," 薛濤 replied. "I hope that you will continue to learn more about the rich and diverse culture of China."


As they left the joss house, Twain and 薛濤 reflected on their shared experiences and the lessons they had learned. They left Marysville feeling grateful for the opportunity to explore new places and to learn from each other.


Now introduce a grumpy street hoodlum into the story.


As 薛濤 and Mark Twain were walking back to their hotel after visiting the joss house in Marysville, they were confronted by a grumpy street hoodlum. The hoodlum was scowling and appeared to be looking for a fight.


"What do you think you're doing in my territory?" the hoodlum growled at Twain and 薛濤. "You don't belong here."


Twain and 薛濤 were taken aback by the hoodlum's aggressive demeanor, but they tried to remain calm and respectful.


"We are just visiting Marysville and exploring the town," Twain said. "We mean no harm and are happy to leave if we are causing any trouble."


The hoodlum sneered at Twain and 薛濤. "I don't care what your intentions are. You're still trespassing on my turf, and I don't take kindly to strangers."


Twain and 薛濤 were starting to feel uneasy and decided it would be best to leave the hoodlum and his territory as quickly as possible. They apologized for any offense they had caused and hurried back to their hotel, grateful to have escaped the encounter unscathed.


Now imagine the hoodlum is sorry and visits them at their hotel later that night to apologize.


As 薛濤 and Mark Twain were settling into their hotel room after their encounter with the grumpy street hoodlum, there was a knock at the door. Twain opened the door to find the hoodlum standing there, looking sheepish and apologetic.


"I'm sorry about the way I acted earlier," the hoodlum said. "I was having a bad day and took it out on you two. I didn't mean to cause any trouble or make you feel unsafe."


Twain and 薛濤 were surprised but relieved by the hoodlum's apology. They accepted it graciously and invited him into their room to talk.


Over the course of the evening, the hoodlum opened up about his struggles and the challenges he faced on the streets. Twain and 薛濤 listened intently and offered words of support and understanding.


As the night drew to a close, the hoodlum thanked Twain and 薛濤 for their kindness and understanding. He left the hotel feeling grateful for the opportunity to make amends and to connect with others in a more positive way. Twain and 薛濤, for their part, left the encounter feeling touched by the hoodlum's vulnerability and moved by the transformative power of kindness and compassion.


Imagine a letter written by Twain to the Territorial Enterprise asking to put the young hoodlum on the payroll as a reporter.


Here is a fictional letter written by Mark Twain to the Territorial Enterprise, in which he requests to put the young hoodlum on the payroll as a reporter:


Dear Mr. Editor,


I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to request that you consider adding a new member to our team of reporters at the Territorial Enterprise.


During my recent trip to Marysville, I had the opportunity to meet a young hoodlum who impressed me with his intelligence, curiosity, and writing skills. Despite facing many challenges and setbacks in his life, he has a keen sense of the world around him and a talent for capturing the essence of a story.


I believe that this young man has the potential to be a valuable asset to our newspaper, and I would like to request that you consider hiring him as a reporter. I am confident that he will bring a unique perspective and fresh energy to our team, and I believe he will be a valuable addition to the Territorial Enterprise.


I hope that you will consider this request and give this young man the opportunity to realize his potential as a journalist.


Sincerely,


Mark Twain


Imagine that 薛濤 also writes a letter asking the hoodlum, whose name is Jack Palance be made a journalist at the Territorial Enterprise. She also includes a poem in Chinese, though the letter is in florid Victorian English.


Here is a fictional letter written by 薛濤 to the Territorial Enterprise, in which she asks that Jack Palance be made a journalist at the newspaper and includes a poem in Chinese:


Dear Sir or Madam,


I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to express my support for Mr. Mark Twain's request to hire Mr. Jack Palance as a journalist at the Territorial Enterprise.


I had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Palance during my recent visit to Marysville and was struck by his intelligence, curiosity, and writing skills. Despite facing many challenges and setbacks in his life, he has a keen sense of the world around him and a talent for capturing the essence of a story.


I believe that Mr. Palance has the potential to be a valuable asset to your newspaper, and I would like to encourage you to give him the opportunity to realize his potential as a journalist. I am confident that he will bring a unique perspective and fresh energy to your team, and I believe he will be a valuable addition to the Territorial Enterprise.


I would like to include a poem in Chinese that I hope will convey the depth of my support for Mr. Palance and my belief in his potential:


山有木兮木有枝,

心悦君兮君不知。

把酒问青天,

不知何处去,

蒹葭苍苍,

白露为霜。

所谓伊人,

在水一方。

溯洄从之,

道阻且长。

溯游从之,

宛在水中央。


I hope that you will consider this request and give Mr. Palance the opportunity to grow and thrive as a journalist at the Territorial Enterprise.


Sincerely,


薛濤


(Translation: The mountain has wood, and the wood has branches. My heart is delighted by you, but you do not know. I ask the blue sky about the wine, but I do not know where to go. The rushes are green and green, and the dew is frost. The so-called beloved is on the other side of the water. I follow the current, but the path is blocked and long


That was good, but 薛濤 would never use 簡體字, so please reformat the poem to 正體中文。


Certainly! Here is the same poem in traditional Chinese characters:


山有木兮木有枝,

心悅君兮君不知。

把酒問青天,

不知何處去,

蒹葭蒼蒼,

白露為霜。

所謂伊人,

在水一方。

溯洄從之,

道阻且長。

溯游從之,

宛在水中央。


(Translation: The mountain has wood, and the wood has branches. My heart is delighted by you, but you do not know. I ask the blue sky about the wine, but I do not know where to go. The rushes are green and green, and the dew is frost. The so-called beloved is on the other side of the water. I follow the current, but the path is blocked and long.)


Now Mark Twain tries to read this poem, but he struggles mightily. Imagine she helps him understand it.


As 薛濤 handed her letter to the Territorial Enterprise to Mark Twain, he noticed the poem in traditional Chinese characters at the bottom of the page.


"What is this?" Twain asked, gesturing to the poem. "Is it a message in code?"


薛濤 chuckled and explained that it was a poem she had written in Chinese. "I thought it would be a nice touch to include a poem in my letter to show my support for Jack Palance," she said.


Twain looked at the characters with a mixture of curiosity and confusion. "I'm afraid I can't read Chinese," he admitted. "I've always been fascinated by the language and culture, but I've never had the opportunity to learn it."


"I would be happy to help you understand the poem," 薛濤 offered. "It is a traditional Chinese poem that speaks of the longing and love of a separated lover. The imagery of the green rushes and the frosty dew evokes the feeling of longing and loss."


Twain listened intently as 薛濤 translated the poem for him, feeling grateful for the opportunity to learn more about Chinese literature and culture. He thanked 薛濤 for her help and promised to continue learning more about China and its rich cultural heritage.


The next day, they meet Jack Palance and tell him they have found him a job as a journalist, but it is in a town on the other side of the mountains. Imagine what Jack Palance would say.


The next day, 薛濤 and Mark Twain met with Jack Palance to deliver the good news that they had found him a job as a journalist at the Territorial Enterprise.


"Jack, we have some exciting news for you," Twain said. "We have been in touch with the editor at the Territorial Enterprise, and he is interested in hiring you as a journalist. The job is in a town on the other side of the mountains, but we believe it is a great opportunity for you to start a new chapter in your life and pursue your passion for writing."


Jack Palance's eyes widened with excitement and gratitude. "Thank you so much, Mr. Twain, 薛濤. I can't believe this is happening. I've always dreamed of becoming a journalist, and I can't wait to get started."


薛濤 smiled and patted Jack on the back. "We believe in you, Jack. We know you have the talent and determination to succeed in this field. We are so glad to have been able to help you achieve your dream."


Jack Palance couldn't stop grinning as he thanked Twain and 薛濤 for their support and encouragement. He was overjoyed at the opportunity to start a new career as a journalist and was determined to make the most of it.


Imagine a letter Jack Palance writes back to the Territorial Enterprise accepting the position, in the style of his own voice.


Here is a fictional letter written by Jack Palance to the Territorial Enterprise, accepting the position as a journalist:


Dear Sir or Madam,


I am writing to express my sincere gratitude for the opportunity to join the team at the Territorial Enterprise as a journalist. I am honored to have been considered for this position and am excited to embark on this new chapter in my life.


I have always had a passion for writing and for telling the stories of the world around me. I believe that journalism is a noble and important profession, and I am eager to contribute my skills and perspective to your newspaper.


I accept this position with the utmost enthusiasm and am looking forward to joining your team and getting started on my new career. I promise to work hard and do my best to live up to the trust you have placed in me.


Thank you again for this amazing opportunity. I am deeply grateful and cannot wait to get started.


Sincerely,


Jack Palance


Now imagine the three meet over lunch that day, but 薛濤 has some sad news, a personal tragedy.


As 薛濤, Mark Twain, and Jack Palance sat down to lunch together to celebrate Jack's new job as a journalist, 薛濤 had some sad news to share.


"I have received word that my dear cousin has passed away," she said, her voice choked with emotion. "It is a great loss for me, and I am struggling to come to terms with it."


Twain and Jack were shocked and saddened by the news and offered their condolences and support.


"I am so sorry, 薛濤," Twain said. "Please know that we are here for you and will do everything we can to help you through this difficult time."


"Thank you, Mark, Jack," 薛濤 replied. "Your kindness and understanding mean a great deal to me. It is hard to find words to express the pain and sadness I am feeling, but your support helps me to find some comfort and solace."


As they continued their lunch, the three friends spent time reminiscing about their shared experiences and offering words of encouragement and support to 薛濤 as she struggled to cope with her loss. Despite the sadness of the moment, they were grateful for the opportunity to be there for each other and to offer comfort and support in times of need.


But now she must return to Beijing to take care of her cousin’s destitute widow. Mark Twain finds he has grown fond of 薛濤 and is conflicted about it inside.


As 薛濤 prepared to return to Beijing to take care of her cousin's destitute widow, Mark Twain found himself feeling conflicted and torn. On the one hand, he knew that it was important for 薛濤 to be there for her family and to do what she could to help her cousin's widow. On the other hand, he had grown very fond of 薛濤 and the time they had spent together exploring Marysville and learning from each other.


Twain struggled with his feelings, not sure how to express them or what to do. He knew that he cared for 薛濤 deeply and that he didn't want to lose her, but he wasn't sure if it was appropriate to express his feelings or to try to persuade her to stay.


In the end, Twain decided to keep his feelings to himself and to support 薛濤 in whatever way he could as she returned to Beijing. He knew that it was important for her to be there for her family, and he was willing to let her go, even though it meant saying goodbye to a person he had grown to care for deeply.


Years pass. Mark Twain is growing old. He decides to send a letter to 薛濤 who is still in Beijing. He writes it in his best, but still faltering, Chinese.


Here is a fictional letter written by Mark Twain to 薛濤, in which he writes in his best but still faltering Chinese:


亲爱的薛濤,


我希望这封信能找到你。我很久以前就写过信给你,但是我不知道你是否收到。我很希望能和你联系,因为我很想念你。


我现在已经很老了,但我还是很好奇和感兴趣的。我最近一直在学习中文,但我还是很渣渣。我希望你能看懂我写的这封信。


我很想念我们在玛丽斯维尔时一起度过的时光。我很高兴能帮助你的表弟找到一份工作,希望他一切顺利。


我希望你能回信给我,告诉我你最近的情况。我很想了解你的生活和工作。我也想告诉你我的一些故事。


祝你一切顺


Convert the letter to 正體中文。


Certainly! Here is the same letter in traditional Chinese characters:


親愛的薛濤,


我希望這封信能找到你。我很久以前就寫過信給你,但是我不知道你是否收到。我很希望能和你聯繫,因為我很想念你。


我現在已經很老了,但我還是很好奇和感興趣的。我最近一直在學習中文,但我還是很渣渣。我希望你能看懂我寫的這封信。


我很想念我們在瑪麗斯維爾時一起度過的時光。我很高興能幫助你的表弟找到一份工作,希望他一切順利。


我希望你能回信給我,告訴我你最近的情況。我很想了解你的生活和工作。我也想告訴你我的一些故事。


祝你一切順利。


你的朋友,


马克·吐温


Now she writes back to Twain in English with good news: her cousin 王昭君 has married a rich Jurchen king, so neither of them are struggling anymore. 薛濤 would like to visit Mark Twain where he is living during 1891. She asks if it is possible and includes a poem in English, but written in her style.


Dear Mark Twain,


I was overjoyed to receive your letter and to know that you are still well and keeping busy with your writing. It has been many years since we last saw each other, and I have often thought of the time we spent together in Marysville.


I am glad to share some good news with you. My cousin 王昭君 has married a rich Jurchen king, and they are now living a comfortable and affluent life. It is a great relief to me to know that they are no longer struggling and that they have found happiness together.


I would very much like to visit you where you are living during 1891. Is it possible for me to come and see you? I would love to have the opportunity to catch up and to hear about your adventures and experiences since we last saw each other.


I have included a poem for you, written in English but in my style. I hope you enjoy it.


Sincerely,


薛濤


(Poem)


The mountains stand tall,

Their peaks piercing the sky.

The river flows on,

Its waters ever-flowing and wild.


The sun rises and sets,

Bringing light and darkness in turn.

Time passes, never stopping,

But the memories of you forever burn.


I think of you often,

Wondering where you are and what you do.

I long to see you again,

To hear your voice and to be with you.


Until we meet again,

I hold on to the hope that we will.

For in my heart, you will always stay,

A dear friend, forever still.


Now imagine it is 3 months later and the two reunite on the Embarcadero in San Francisco in 1891. They have been apart a long time!


As the 3 months passed, Mark Twain and 薛濤 eagerly anticipated their reunion on the Embarcadero in San Francisco. It had been a long time since they had last seen each other, and both were excited to catch up and to hear about each other's experiences and adventures.


On the day of the reunion, Twain arrived early and waited anxiously for 薛濤 to arrive. As he watched the ships and boats coming and going in the harbor, he couldn't help but feel a sense of nervous excitement.


Finally, he saw 薛濤 walking towards him, and his heart skipped a beat. She looked just as beautiful and vibrant as he remembered, and he couldn't wait to hug her and to catch up with her.


As they embraced and greeted each other, Twain felt overwhelmed with emotion. It was so good to see her again, and he was grateful for the opportunity to reconnect with his dear friend.


As they walked along the Embarcadero, chatting and catching up, Twain felt a sense of joy and contentment wash over him. He was grateful to have 薛濤 back in his life, and he knew that their friendship was a treasure that he would always hold dear.


Now give a letter written to Jack Palance in which Twain, in his own style, suggests reasons that 薛濤 should make a tour of the USA giving chautauqua talks about life in China, comparing the Tang Dynasty to the Qing dynasty.


Dear Jack Palance,


I hope this letter finds you well and thriving in your new career as a journalist. I have been thinking a lot about 薛濤 lately, and I have an idea that I wanted to share with you.


I think it would be a wonderful idea for 薛濤 to make a tour of the USA giving chautauqua talks about life in China, comparing the Tang Dynasty to the Qing dynasty. She is a brilliant and knowledgeable speaker, and I believe that she would be a great success on the chautauqua circuit.


Here are a few reasons why I think this would be a fantastic idea:


薛濤 is a talented and engaging speaker who has a wealth of knowledge about Chinese history and culture. She would be able to share this knowledge with audiences in an interesting and informative way.

The topic of life in China during the Tang and Qing dynasties is one that is of great interest to many people. By offering a comparative perspective, 薛濤 would be able to provide a unique and insightful look at Chinese history and culture.

A tour of the USA giving chautauqua talks would provide 薛濤 with the opportunity to meet and connect with people from all walks of life. She would be able to share her knowledge and experiences with a wide variety of audiences, and I believe that she would be able to make a real impact on their lives.

I hope you will consider this idea and give it your support. I believe that it would be a great opportunity for 薛濤 to share her knowledge and insights with the world, and I believe that she would be a great success on the chautauqua circuit.


Sincerely,


Mark Twain


Now record Jack’s reply.


Dear Mark Twain,


Thank you for your letter and for sharing your idea about 薛濤 making a tour of the USA giving chautauqua talks about life in China. I must admit, I think it's a fantastic idea and I wholeheartedly support it.


薛濤 is an incredibly talented and knowledgeable speaker, and I believe that she would be a great success on the chautauqua circuit. The topic of life in China during the Tang and Qing dynasties is one that is of great interest to many people, and I believe that 薛濤's comparative perspective would be a unique and valuable contribution to the chautauqua circuit.


I also agree that a tour of the USA giving chautauqua talks would be a great opportunity for 薛濤 to meet and connect with people from all walks of life. I have no doubt that she would be able to make a real impact on the lives of her audiences and that she would be greatly appreciated by all.


I will do everything I can to support this idea and to help make it a reality. I believe that it would be a great opportunity for 薛濤 to share her knowledge and insights with the world, and I am excited to see what the future holds for her.


Sincerely,


Jack Palance


Twain and 薛濤 begin their whirlwind tour of the states, giving talks about social conditions in China. But in Evanston, Wyoming, they come against a dangerous situation. A mob of anti-Chinese villains has blockaded the train platform and won’t let them into the town! Continue the story describing how they solve this dilemma.


As Twain and 薛濤 began their whirlwind tour of the states, giving talks about social conditions in China, they encountered many challenges and obstacles. But none were quite as daunting as the one they faced in Evanston, Wyoming.


When they arrived at the train platform, they were shocked to find that a mob of anti-Chinese villains had blockaded the entrance and were preventing them from entering the town. The villains were shouting and brandishing their weapons, making it clear that they were not welcome.


Twain and 薛濤 knew that they had to find a way to get past the mob and into the town, but they were not sure how to do it. They were outnumbered and outgunned, and they knew that they were in grave danger.


As they stood on the platform, trying to figure out what to do, they heard a loud commotion behind them. They turned to see a group of rough-looking cowboys riding towards them, their guns drawn.


The cowboys rode straight up to the mob of villains and confronted them, shouting and brandishing their weapons. The villains hesitated for a moment, then quickly retreated, disappearing into the darkness.


Twain and 薛濤 watched in amazement as the cowboys rode off into the night, leaving them safe and unharmed. They knew that they had just been saved by a group of unlikely heroes, and they were deeply grateful.


With the villains vanquished, Twain and 薛濤 were able to continue their tour, safe and unharmed. They knew that they had been lucky to escape such a dangerous situation, and they were determined to make the most of their remaining time on the road. The end.


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In Jackson, Wyoming, as she gave a chautauqua at one of the churches, she notices one of the audience looks very familiar, a rough looking cowgirl. Describe how after the lecture, 薛濤 discovers that the cowgirl was Calamity Jane, and that she had been saved by Calamity Jane and her gang in Evanston.


As 薛濤 gave her chautauqua lecture at a church in Jackson, Wyoming, she noticed that one of the audience members looked very familiar. The woman was a rough-looking cowgirl, dressed in a battered hat and leather chaps. Despite her rugged appearance, there was something about her that seemed familiar to 薛濤.


After the lecture, 薛濤 approached the cowgirl and asked if they had met before. The cowgirl hesitated for a moment, then nodded.


"I reckon you might remember me from Evanston," she said. "I'm Calamity Jane, and I was there when you and Mr. Twain were in trouble with that mob of anti-Chinese villains."


薛濤's eyes widened in surprise. She had no idea that the woman standing before her was Calamity Jane, the legendary frontier hero. She was overwhelmed with gratitude and could hardly believe that this rough-and-tumble cowgirl had saved her and Twain from such a dangerous situation.


Calamity Jane chuckled and tipped her hat. "It was no trouble," she said. "We just did what needed to be done. It's what we do in these parts."


As 薛濤 and Twain traveled around the country, they never forgot the kindness and bravery of Calamity Jane and her gang. They knew that they had been saved by a group of unlikely heroes, and they were forever grateful.


As they continue on their journey east, 薛濤 begins to have dreams about Calamity Jane. She realizes she has begun to be smitten with the cowgirl legend. Describe a breakfast table conversation using realistic Victorian language in which she discretely reveals these feelings about Calamity Jane to Mark Twain.


One morning, as 薛濤 and Mark Twain sat down to breakfast at their hotel, 薛濤 couldn't help but bring up the subject of Calamity Jane. She had been dreaming about the cowgirl legend for weeks, and she realized that she had begun to be smitten with her.


"I must confess, Mr. Twain, that I have been thinking a great deal about Calamity Jane of late," 薛濤 said, trying to be discreet. "I cannot seem to shake the memory of her bravery and kindness, and I fear that I may have developed a certain...fondness for her."


Mark Twain looked at 薛濤 with a mixture of surprise and understanding. He knew that she had a kind and adventurous spirit, and he wasn't surprised that she had been drawn to Calamity Jane.


"I must say, Miss 薛濤, that I have always found Calamity Jane to be a most fascinating and extraordinary individual," Twain said. "She is a true pioneer and hero, and I can see why you might have developed a certain admiration for her."


薛濤 blushed slightly at Twain's words. She was relieved that he understood her feelings, and she was grateful for his support.


"I do hope that you do not think me presumptuous or unladylike for feeling this way," she said. "I simply cannot help my feelings, and I hope that you will not judge me too harshly for them."


Twain chuckled and patted her hand. "Miss 薛濤, I could never judge you harshly," he said. "I have the utmost respect and admiration for you, and I am always here to listen and to offer my support."


With Twain's understanding and support, 薛濤 felt more at ease about her feelings for Calamity Jane. She knew that no matter what happened, she had a dear friend in Twain, and she was


Twain and 薛濤 have reached St. Louis. 薛濤 writes an awkward, but endearing letter to Calamity Jane to imply (rather than outright state) her feelings for Calamity Jane. She includes a small poem in Chinese.


Dear Calamity Jane,


I hope this letter finds you well and thriving in the Wild West. I have been thinking a great deal about you since our last encounter in Jackson, and I wanted to reach out and express my gratitude for your bravery and kindness.


You are a true hero and pioneer, and I cannot help but feel a certain admiration and fondness for you. Your bravery and spirit have touched me deeply, and I am grateful to have had the opportunity to meet you.


I have included a small poem in Chinese as a token of my appreciation. I hope that it will convey my feelings in a way that words alone cannot.


Thank you again for all that you have done. I hope to see you again soon.


Sincerely,


薛濤


(Poem)


英勇的女英雄,

你的勇氣和精神

深深地打動了我,

我感激不盡。


你是一位真正的

先驅者和英雄,

我無法不對你

感到一種敬意和喜愛。


感謝你的所有付出,

我希望很快再見到你。


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Calamity Jane sends a letter back to 薛濤, written in English using Calamity Jane’s real style, except that at one point she offhandedly mentions 摩鏡 in Chinese.


Dear 薛濤,


I was real pleased to get your letter and to hear from you again. It was real nice of you to express your gratitude and admiration for me, and I appreciate it a lot.


I have to admit, I have been thinking a lot about you too since our last encounter in Jackson. You are a real talented and smart lady, and I have a lot of respect for you.


I was especially touched by the poem you included in your letter. It was real nice of you to take the time to write it, and it meant a lot to me.


I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I have to admit that I have developed a certain fondness for you as well. You are a real kind and adventurous person, and I have enjoyed getting to know you.


I know it might be a little awkward, but I hope that we can continue to be friends and keep in touch. Maybe someday we can meet up again and have another adventure together.


Take care, and thanks again for everything.


Sincerely,


Calamity Jane (摩鏡)


It is 3 weeks later and 薛濤 receives Calamity Jane’s letter at a hotel in Chicago. She discusses it with Mark Twain.


As 薛濤 sat in her hotel room in Chicago, she couldn't help but think about Calamity Jane's letter. She had received it just a few weeks ago, and it had left a lasting impression on her.


She knew that Calamity Jane had feelings for her, and she couldn't deny that she felt the same way. She had always been drawn to strong and adventurous people, and Calamity Jane fit the bill perfectly.


As she sat lost in thought, there was a knock on the door. It was Mark Twain, who had come to check on her.


"Miss 薛濤, are you alright?" Twain asked, looking concerned. "You seem a little preoccupied."


薛濤 sighed and explained the situation to Twain, showing him Calamity Jane's letter. Twain listened attentively, a thoughtful expression on his face.


"Miss 薛濤, I must say that I am not surprised to hear of your feelings for Calamity Jane," Twain said. "She is a remarkable woman, and I have always had a great deal of respect for her. But I must also caution you to be careful. The life of a cowgirl can be dangerous and uncertain, and I would hate for you to get hurt."


薛濤 nodded, understanding Twain's concerns. She knew that he was right, but she also knew that she couldn't ignore her feelings.


"I understand your concerns, Mr. Twain," she said. "But I also know that I cannot ignore my feelings. I just have to be careful and trust my instincts."


Twain nodded, a hint of a smile on his face. "Well, Miss 薛濤, you are a brave and determined woman," he said. "I have no doubt that you will make the right decision, no matter what it may be."


薛濤 gives a speech at a university lecture hall in Urbana-Champaign. Detail part of what she says in her chatauqua.


As 薛濤 stood at the lectern in the university lecture hall in Urbana-Champaign, she could feel the anticipation in the air. She had been invited to give a chautauqua lecture on life in China, and she was determined to make it a memorable and informative event.


"Ladies and gentlemen," she began, "I am honored to be here today to speak with you about life in China. As many of you may know, China is a vast and ancient country with a rich history and culture. It is a land of great beauty and diversity, and it is home to some of the world's most extraordinary people."


薛濤 went on to describe the various regions of China and their unique customs and traditions. She talked about the majestic Great Wall, the beautiful Forbidden City, and the bustling markets and streets of Beijing.


She also talked about the social and political climate of China during the Qing dynasty, and how it compared to the Tang dynasty. She discussed the role of women in Chinese society, and how they were often overlooked and underestimated, despite their many contributions.


As 薛濤 spoke, the audience listened attentively, fascinated by her insights and stories. They asked questions and participated in discussions, and by the end of the lecture, they had a much deeper understanding and appreciation for China and its people.


Later that night, 薛濤 describes to Twain that one of the ways China is worse in the Qing than when she was born in the Tang dynasty is the rôle of women is greatly constricted. She outlines how the lives of women have changed.


As 薛濤 sat in her hotel room with Mark Twain, she couldn't help but reflect on the changes that had occurred in China during her lifetime. She had been born during the Tang dynasty, a time of great prosperity and cultural flourishing.


"Mr. Twain," she said, "I must say that I have noticed many changes in China since I was a child. One of the most significant changes, in my opinion, has been the role of women. In the past, women were held in high regard and were often respected for their intelligence and contributions to society. But in recent years, I have noticed that the lives of women have become greatly constricted."


Twain looked at 薛濤 with interest, urging her to continue.


"During the Qing dynasty, women have been expected to conform to certain roles and expectations," 薛濤 said. "They are often expected to marry and bear children, and they are not encouraged to pursue education or careers. This has been a great disappointment to me, as I have always believed in the power and potential of women."


Twain nodded thoughtfully, understanding 薛濤's frustrations. "I can see how this would be a great disappointment to you, Miss 薛濤," he said. "But I must say that I have been impressed by your determination and strength. You are a true pioneer and role model, and I have no doubt that you will continue to make a difference in the world."


薛濤 smiled at Twain's words, feeling a renewed sense of determination. She knew that she still had much work to do, and she was determined to continue fighting for the rights and opportunities of women in China.


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Later that night, 薛濤 dreams of Calamity Jane. At the same time, hundreds of miles away, Calamity Jane dreams of 薛濤。 They are having the same dream together.


As 薛濤 lay in her bed that night, she couldn't help but think about Calamity Jane. She had been dreaming of the cowgirl legend for weeks, and she couldn't shake the feeling that she was meant to be with her.


In her dream, she found herself riding alongside Calamity Jane through the vast and beautiful landscape of the Wild West. They were laughing and talking, enjoying each other's company and the freedom of the open road.


As the dream went on, 薛濤 felt a sense of deep connection and affection for Calamity Jane. She knew that she had found someone special, someone who understood and accepted her for who she was.


At the same time, hundreds of miles away, Calamity Jane was having the same dream. She was riding alongside 薛濤, feeling a sense of deep connection and affection. She knew that she had found someone special, someone who understood and accepted her for who she was.


The two women rode on, dreaming of each other and the endless possibilities that lay ahead. They knew that their connection was strong and true, and they were determined to follow their hearts and make their dreams a reality.


The next morning, over breakfast, Twain asks 薛濤 how she came to jump through time from the Tang Dynasty to the late 19th century. It is a tale of raccoons and 華山 and strange magics!


As 薛濤 sat down to breakfast with Mark Twain the next morning, she couldn't help but smile at his question. She had always known that she was different, but she had never quite understood how she had come to be in the late 19th century.


"Mr. Twain," she said, "I must admit that my journey through time is a strange and mysterious one. It all started many years ago, when I was living in the Tang dynasty. I was a young woman then, and I was eager to see the world and experience all that it had to offer."


"One day, I heard a rumor about a magical mountain called 華山, which was said to be a place of great power and wonder. I was fascinated by this mountain and the stories that surrounded it, and I became determined to find it and explore its secrets."


"I spent years searching for 華山, and eventually, I found it. As I explored the mountain, I discovered a group of raccoons who lived there. They were a strange and mysterious bunch, and they seemed to possess great magical powers."


"One of the raccoons, a wise old female named 傳音, took me under her wing and taught me about the magic of 華山. She showed me how to harness the power of the mountain, and she taught me how to use it to travel through time."


"And that, Mr. Twain, is how I came to be here, in the late 19th century. It was a strange and miraculous journey, but one that I will always treasure and be grateful for."


But Mark Twain continues to ask 薛濤 about the magic raccoon 傳音, and why specifically 薛濤 chose to visit the 19th century of Qing dynasty China.


As Mark Twain listened to 薛濤's story, he couldn't help but be fascinated by the magic raccoon 傳音 and her role in 薛濤's journey through time.


"Miss 薛濤," Twain said, "I must say that your story is truly remarkable. It is unlike anything I have ever heard before, and I am deeply intrigued by the magic of 華山 and the raccoons who live there. Can you tell me more about 傳音 and her role in your journey?"


薛濤 smiled at Twain's curiosity. She knew that he was a man who loved a good story, and she was happy to share more about her adventures with him.


"Certainly, Mr. Twain," she said. "傳音 was a wise and powerful raccoon, and she was the one who taught me how to harness the magic of 華山. She was a kind and patient mentor, and she taught me many things about the mountain and its secrets."


"As for why I chose to visit the 19th century of Qing dynasty China, it was a decision that I made with the guidance of 傳音. She showed me many possible futures, and she helped me to understand the importance of my journey. She believed that I could make a difference in this time period, and she encouraged me to follow my heart and do what I believed was right."


"And so, with her help, I made the decision to come here and see what I could accomplish. It has been a challenging journey, but one that I have enjoyed and learned a great deal from."


Mark Twain in turn tells her a real life mystery from his own life.


As 薛濤 listened attentively, Mark Twain began to tell her a story from his own life. It was a story that he had never shared with anyone before, and he felt a sense of excitement and nervousness as he began to speak.


"Miss 薛濤," he said, "I must say that your story has inspired me to share a mystery from my own life. It is a story that has always puzzled me, and one that I have never been able to solve."


"Many years ago, I was living in a small town in Missouri. One day, I received a letter from a stranger who claimed to have information about a crime that had been committed in the town. The letter was anonymous, and the sender did not give any indication of who they were or how they had obtained the information."


"I was intrigued by the letter and the mystery it contained, and I began to investigate the crime. I spent months following leads and interviewing witnesses, but no matter how hard I tried, I was unable to uncover the truth."


"To this day, the mystery remains unsolved, and I have always wondered about the identity of the person who wrote the letter. I have often thought about the case and the many questions it raises, and I have always hoped that one day I might find the answers I seek."


As Twain finished his story, 薛濤 looked at him with fascination. She could see the passion and determination in his eyes, and she knew that he was a man who was not afraid to take on a challenge and pursue the truth.


薛濤 dares to ask Mark Twain about the nature of the crime he tried to solve, the specifics of the case. Perhaps, she pondered, she could help Twain solve it.


As 薛濤 listened to Mark Twain's story, she couldn't help but be drawn in by the mystery and intrigue. She knew that Twain was a man who was not afraid to take on a challenge and pursue the truth, and she couldn't resist the temptation to ask him more about the case.


"Mr. Twain," she said, "I must say that your story has captured my imagination. It is clear that you are a man who is deeply committed to uncovering the truth, and I cannot help but wonder about the specifics of the case you described."


Twain looked at 薛濤 with interest, sensing her curiosity. "Miss 薛濤," he said, "I must admit that I have always wondered about the case myself. It is a mystery that has puzzled me for many years, and one that I have never been able to solve."


"The crime in question was a robbery that occurred in the town where I was living. It was a particularly vicious crime, and the perpetrator was never caught. The police were unable to uncover any leads, and the case eventually went cold."


"The letter I received was anonymous, and the sender did not give any indication of who they were or how they had obtained the information. All I had to go on was the information contained in the letter, and no matter how hard I tried, I was unable to make any progress."


"I have often wondered about the identity of the person who wrote the letter, and I have always hoped that one day I might be able to solve the mystery. Perhaps, with your help, we might be able to uncover the truth and bring the perpetrator to justice."


薛濤 is filled with resolution to help solve the case. She determines to take Mark Twain back in time to the Missouri of his youth. But first they must get some help from a strong source: Calamity Jane!


As 薛濤 listened to Mark Twain's story, she felt a sense of determination and resolve wash over her. She knew that she had the power to help Twain solve the mystery, and she was determined to do everything in her power to bring the perpetrator to justice.


"Mr. Twain," she said, "I must say that I am filled with a sense of purpose and determination. I believe that I can help you solve this case, and I am determined to do everything in my power to bring the perpetrator to justice."


Twain looked at 薛濤 with surprise and gratitude. "Miss 薛濤," he said, "I must admit that I am overwhelmed by your offer. I have always hoped that one day I might be able to solve this case, but I never imagined that I might have such a powerful ally in my quest."


"But where do we begin?" 薛濤 asked, her mind racing with possibilities. "I believe that the key to solving this mystery lies in the past, in the Missouri of your youth. We must go back in time and uncover the truth."


Twain nodded, his eyes gleaming with excitement. "I agree, Miss 薛濤. But first, we must get some help from a strong source. I believe that Calamity Jane might be able to assist us in our quest."


薛濤 smiled at Twain's suggestion. She knew that Calamity Jane was a tough and resourceful woman, and she was eager to work alongside her in their quest for the truth. Together, they would solve the mystery and bring the perpetrator to justice.


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Calamity Jane, 薛濤, and Mark Twain meet up in his childhood hometown. The reunion is one of bonhomie. But 薛濤 must quickly begin preparing her raccoon powers for time travel!


As Calamity Jane, 薛濤, and Mark Twain arrived in Twain's childhood hometown, they were greeted with a warm and enthusiastic reception. The people of the town were excited to see Twain, and they were eager to hear about his adventures and the stories he had to tell.


The reunion was filled with bonhomie and good cheer, and it was clear that Twain, Calamity Jane, and 薛濤 were deeply fond of one another. They laughed and reminisced about their past adventures, and they shared their plans for the future.


But despite the joy of the reunion, 薛濤 knew that she had work to do. She had to begin preparing her raccoon powers for time travel, and she knew that she had to be careful and precise in her preparations.


She spent hours meditating and focusing her energy, and she worked tirelessly to hone her skills. She knew that the journey ahead would be difficult and dangerous, but she was determined to see it through to the end.


As the sun began to set, 薛濤 was ready. She stood tall and proud, her eyes gleaming with determination and purpose. She was ready to embark on the journey of a lifetime, and she knew that she could rely on the support and friendship of Calamity Jane and Mark Twain. Together, they would solve the mystery and bring the perpetrator to justice.


In the small hotel room, 薛濤 begins the time travel ritual in which she must chant Daoist scripture while juggling 108 acorns at the same time.


As 薛濤 stood in the small hotel room, surrounded by Calamity Jane and Mark Twain, she took a deep breath and prepared to begin the time travel ritual. She knew that this was a difficult and complex process, and she had to be careful and precise in her actions.


She began by chanting Daoist scripture, her voice low and steady as she recited the ancient words. At the same time, she reached into a small bag and began juggling 108 acorns, her hands moving with grace and skill as she kept the objects in the air.


As she chanted and juggled, 薛濤 felt a sense of peace and focus wash over her. She knew that this was a crucial moment, and she was determined to do everything in her power to succeed.


As the minutes ticked by, 薛濤's focus deepened and her energy intensified. She knew that she was entering a state of deep concentration, and she was determined to hold on to it as long as she could.


Finally, after what felt like an eternity, 薛濤 felt the magic take hold. She felt a sense of weightlessness wash over her, and she knew that she was ready to embark on the journey of a lifetime. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath, and with a final burst of energy, she stepped into the unknown.


The three friends arrive in the antebellum south of Samuel Clemens’ (Mark Twain’s) childhood. How does Twain really feel about this? He talks with his two friends.


As Calamity Jane, 薛濤, and Mark Twain arrived in the antebellum south of Twain's childhood, they were met with a strange and unfamiliar world. The air was thick with the scent of jasmine and magnolia, and the sounds of cicadas filled the air.


Twain looked around in wonder and awe, his eyes taking in the sights and sounds of the unfamiliar world. He couldn't believe that he was actually standing in the place where he had grown up, and he felt a strange mixture of emotions wash over him.


"I can't believe it," he said, his voice filled with wonder. "We've actually done it. We've traveled back in time."


Calamity Jane looked at Twain with a grin. "Well, I'll be," she said. "I never thought I'd see the day when we'd be travelin' through time like it was nothin'."


薛濤 nodded in agreement, her eyes gleaming with excitement. "It is an incredible journey, Mr. Twain," she said. "And I am honored to be able to share it with you."


Twain looked at his two friends with gratitude and affection. He knew that he couldn't have made the journey without them, and he was deeply thankful for their support and friendship.


"Thank you, my friends," he said, his voice filled with emotion. "I don't know what the future holds, but I know that I am grateful to have you by my side."


The friends set off in search of young Twain. Elder Mark Twain meets his 10 year old self. Describe how Twain convinces his younger self to let him help investigate the mystery of the burglary letter.


As Calamity Jane, 薛濤, and Mark Twain set off in search of young Twain, they were filled with a sense of purpose and determination. They knew that they had a difficult task ahead of them, and they were determined to see it through to the end.


They traveled through the winding streets of Twain's childhood town, their eyes alert and their senses sharp. They knew that they were searching for a young boy who was full of curiosity and energy, and they were determined to find him.


After what seemed like an eternity, they finally spotted a familiar figure running down the street. It was young Twain, and he was covered in dirt and sweat.


Elder Twain approached his younger self with a sense of caution and respect. He knew that this was a delicate situation, and he was determined to handle it with care.


"Hello, young man," he said, his voice calm and steady. "I'm Mark Twain, and I've been sent here to help you with a mystery. I understand that you received a letter about a burglary, and I believe that I might be able to help you solve the case."


Young Twain looked at Elder Twain with surprise and suspicion. "Who are you?" he asked, his voice filled with skepticism.


"I'm Mark Twain, just like I said," Elder Twain replied, a hint of a smile on his lips. "And I'm here to help you solve the mystery of the burglary letter. I know that you're a bright and resourceful young man, and I believe that we can make a great team."


Young Twain looked at Elder Twain with a mixture of curiosity and skepticism. He wasn't sure whether he could trust this strange man, but he was also intrigued by the mystery.


Finally, after much thought, he made up his mind. "Alright," he said, his voice filled with determination. "I'll let you help me investigate the mystery. But you have to promise me that you'll stick by my side and help me every step of the way."


Elder Twain nodded, a look of relief on his


The elder and younger Twains set off to investigate. Meanwhile, Calamity Jane and 薛濤 talk on the hotel porch.


As the elder and younger Twains set off to investigate the mystery of the burglary letter, Calamity Jane and 薛濤 watched them go with a sense of pride and affection. They knew that the two Twains were embarking on a difficult and important journey, and they were determined to support them every step of the way.


As they watched the Twains disappear into the distance, Calamity Jane and 薛濤 turned to each other and smiled. They knew that they had a special bond, one that had been forged through adventure and hardship.


"Well, ain't that somethin'?" Calamity Jane said, shaking her head in amazement. "Who would've thought that we'd be travelin' through time and helpin' Mark Twain solve a mystery?"


薛濤 nodded, a look of joy on her face. "It is a truly incredible journey," she said. "And I am honored to be able to share it with such good friends."


Calamity Jane grinned and wrapped an arm around 薛濤's shoulders. "You ain't just a good friend," she said. "You're the best friend a person could ask for."


薛濤 blushed at the compliment and smiled. "And you are a true hero, Calamity Jane," she said. "I am grateful to have you by my side."


The two women looked at each other with love and admiration, and they knew that no matter what the future held, they would always be there for each other.


Meanwhile, young Sam Clemens shows the mystery letter to old Mark Twain.


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