Pooping and Singing

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🎧 audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella (03:11)

Title: Pooping and Singing

Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration: 03:11

Album: Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella

Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Date: 2018

Lyrics

I have heard that it's scientifically determined

that drinking coffee makes you poop.

So I'm sitting on the toilet

after drinking my coffee.

Pooping and singing

and singing and pooping!

It's just one of those things

that humans, yes, they do!

Humans are disgusting!

We know that is true!

But they are good at singing!

Maybe not this human, that is true!

But other humans, they,

yes, they sing, too.

And some humans,

they will sing in the shower.

And some human will sing while they drive.

And some humans will sing while they poop.

While they get that poop on the outside.

So I sit and I poop. I poop and I sing.

I sit and I excrete all sorts of things.

Because I am pooping and breathing and sweating

and sometimes I sing!

Or at least vibrate my vocal chords

while I'm moving around.

Wiggling my mouth

and my tongue all around!

Some people say

it's singing, I suppose.

Some people say

it's pooping with my mouth!

But I am doing this thing!

Yes, I am doing!

Doing this thing!

And when it's all out!

I will clean it up!

Remove the bumps

and the scratchy stuff!

Am I talking about my butt

or am I talking of this song?

For they both need cleaned and polished up.

Making them nice and shiny stuff!

Am I talking about my butt

or am I talking of this song?

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Found on: Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella

Keywords:

- poop

- singing

- humans

Category: Lo-Fi Folk Acapella

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