Distractions While I Poop

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🎧 audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella (02:04)

Title: Distractions While I Poop

Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration: 02:04

Album: Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella

Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Date: 2018

Lyrics

I don't need to poop now.

Please quit bothering me.

I don't need to poop now.

Please, can't you see?

You are my body

and I control you.

And I said, I said,

I don't need to poop.

I know that you're my body.

I know what you can do.

You can do pushups and

you can eat some food.

I know you're my body,

and you're trying to tell me

that I need to poop, but clearly,

clearly, don't you see.

I'm in the bathroom,

sitting on the toilet.

If I really needed to poop,

I'd be poopin' now.

But nothing's coming out

of my butt, butt, butt

'cause clearly I don't need

to poop right now.

If I needed to poop,

the poop it would flow,

because I'm sitting

on the toilet here anyhow.

But no poop is comin',

comin' out of my butt,

So I don't,

don't need to poop.

I don't know why I thought

I would come in here today.

Because I didn't need

to poop when I sat down.

I think maybe

it was just to get away,

because sometimes everybody

makes me feel like frowning,

sometimes there's too many

people in the house

and I just want

to be left alone.

So I go to the bathroom

and I sit on the pot,

and I think about maybe,

trying to poop.

But I don't really need

to poop, poop, poop.

I just need to get

away from you.

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Found on: Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella

Keywords:

- poop

- body

- bodily control

Category: Lo-Fi Folk Acapella

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