There are Only Two Timezones

I mean, think about it. Almost every timezone in the world can be described as UTC+OFFSET, where OFFSET is a positive or negative number of hours and minutes.

There is only one exception: Universal Greeting Time.

Universal Greeting Time

> Universal Greeting Time is the convention of greeting people in online chat with "good morning" regardless of the local time of day of either person.

IndieWeb article.

> [Universal Greeting Time] states that it is always morning when person comes into a channel, and it is always late night when person leaves.

The original (I think) definition.

So. Errh. QED?

-- CC0 ew0k, 2021-10-02