... by Hexus Aldi (allegedly)

> Now with SUPER SOMA.

It's a good thing we don't live in a world where extreme escapism and distraction are a sort of cultural fog that blinds everyone to the cliff we're collectively running toward. Oh thank god we're not doing that.

> Super Soma DELUXE (now with no-sweat(tm) psychological antiperspirant)

This is fine. It's FINE. It's a really annoying coincidence how hot this summer has been huh? I'm sure it's nothing though.

> Fentasoma: cheap to make, customer for life

Ever sit down and read what the priest class says about unemployment numbers and interest rates? By the time you reach the end you wonder if really needed to be said that way or they're hoping you'll give up and switch tabs before the sweet release of a tl;dr that satisfies the responsibility of deciding for yourself if this is a good or bad thing for you?

Reviews

"Glowing pocket rectangles are not the new SOMA as this horrible human author would like you

to believe" \$plausible_person, The Newer York Times

"It's the EnshitFICtication of narrative" - Cory Personorow M.D.

"A tour de forest of solar punk meets cyber punk meets a llama that ate tvtropes dot com" - Overheard in a D.C. Bar