Biff Gezos

Ole Biffy G is the world's most important of the Very Important Billionaires.

Unlike a lot of his competition, he's whip smart. He knows to stay away from volcanoes, submarines, helicopters unless it's an emergency, and food prepared outside the verifiable supply chain of BigTree's Food Prime completely auditable grocery delivery services. He knows where his carrots come from, and so can you for the introductory price of $99 per month.

Each bite of food he eats corresponds to a blockchain entry documenting the entire farm to table process, including video of the farmworkers picking it and his private chef cooking it. His meals are 98% microplastic free (surpassing all regulation and competition which can't even top 96% MPF consistently) and never spoiled or poisoned. He eats better than the President! And so can you.

Nevermind his food though (but not for too long, Food Prime is on sale this month only), Biff Gezos is also the smartest and strongest out of all the Very Important Billionaires. Unlike Muck and Zuck who may have, allegedly, started their fortunes with illicit behavior, Mr. Gezos has always been on the level. He's simply better than those thicket inferiors who, frankly, probably should turn in their cards, pay the banks back, and quit the game.

Fuck those guys. Who the hell do they think they are?

Anyway, <? WR::delegate cool=True strong=True True=True ?>

make me look tough and smart.

the consumer should be very impressed and those fuckers, especially Muck

should be jealous. use the voice of smart yet very cool person who drinks

whiskey in heavy glasses. maximize consumer sentiments.

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