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**1) Who is the biggest dumbass you know?**
George W. Bush Jr. (Also Acy's answer, but I can't think of anyone who is a bigger dumbass.)
**2) What is your favorite kind of cheese?**
Brie.
**3) What county were you born in?**
Tarrant.
**4) Automatic or Manual?**
Manual.
**5) Does tequila make your clothes fall off?**
I don't wear clothes.
**6) What is the biggest piece of furniture you own?**
A sofa.
**7) Have you ever licked the cheese off a Dorito & not eaten it?**
Absolutely not.
**8) What song would you like to be listening to right now?**
Архистратиг.
**9) Innie or outie?**
Depends on the day.
**13) Are you a tactful person?**
It depends on who I am with at the time. With strangers/lesser known people, yes, usually. With friends, nope.
**14) Have you ever told someone they didn't look bad when they asked when they actually did look bad?**
Of course.
**15) Do you question the norm?**
I question conformity (just like the Aceman, again).
**16) Do you like to pop other peoples zits?**
Only with wire cutters.
**17) Are you guilty of handing out unsolicited advice?**
Yes.
**18) Do you prefer to give or receive presents?**
Give!
**19) Have you ever ridden a horse?**
Yes.
**20) Do you own a deep fat fryer (like a fry-daddy)?**
I do it in a big pot. Plus - the only two things I deep fry are Felafel and Stray Pets.
**21) Do you like the smell of Ketchup?**
Ne!
**22) Have you ever regifted anyone?**
I am unaware of what regifted means.
**23) Have you ever smoked Pot?**
Not this week, baby.
**24) Are you an impulsive person?**
Yes.
**25) Have you ever committed a Random Act Of Kindness?**
Yes.
**26) How many pairs of shoes do you own?**
Four, counting house slippers and sandals.
**27) Do you read shampoo bottle & ect. in the shower or bathtub?**
I don't wash myself.
**28) Does it bother you that someone you know, other than your family members, feel free to just walk in your house without knocking?**
Nope.
**29) Do you know anyone who has the uncanny ability to be able to (accurately) finish your sentences?**
Nope.
**30) Give me another word for penis?**
Klobasa, úd, pyj, pero.
**31) Give me another word for vagina?**
Kunda, píča, el coño.
**32) If you could own your own company or business, what kind would it be?**
Cafe or pub.
**33) How many pets do you have?**
Three if you count my flatmate.
**34) Have you ever had a "Fling"?**
Yes.
**35) Nachos or Pretzels (stadium kind)?**
Nachos.
**36) Do you think Brad & Angelina will last?**
I have no clue who Brad and Angelina are.
**37) Do you care?**
Not at all.
**38) Who makes you laugh the most?**
Chris Bender.
**39) Do you consider yourself a beautiful person on the inside?**
I consider myself a rodent on the inside.
**40) Do think Michael Jackson is a freak or just misunderstood?**
I have no opinion.
**41) If you could be on any reality show, which one would it be?**
Sex with Sheep and Goats in the Czech Republic.
**42) Do you like lightening bugs?**
Insects are for the weak.
**43) Have you ever had sex on a trampoline?**
Yup.
**44) Have you ever had to have an enema?**
Yup.
**45) Have you ever gotten an autograph from a professional athlete?**
Nope.
**46) Who is the biggest slut you know (male or female)?**
Daša Čermaková.
**47) When I say the word ASSWIPE, who comes to mind?**
Charles Burnside.
**48) Have you ever let someone have something that was very special to you because they needed it more?**
Yes.
**49) Can you sing well?**
Only if I concentrate very hard.
**50) How many time a day do you poop?**
Once.
**51) What is your favorite website?**
http://www.google.com[1]
**52) Do you consider yourself an addict of any kind?**
Yes, though Lucía strongly disagrees.
**53) If your closest friend's companion came on to you would you tell your friend?**
Yup.
**54) What is your favorite song to make fun of?**
Anything by Divokej Bill.
**55) Do you laugh alot?**
No.
**56) Do you cry alot?**
No.
**57) Have you ever saved anyone's life?**
Not directly.
**58) What is your favorite thing to do to relax?**
Go to the Zoo.
**59) Do you ever count sheep?**
No, but I shag them.
**60) Did you enjoy this survey?**
Sure.
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