To Hang Like A Mug On The Hook Of Fate

Topics: praha, nostalgia

2014-04-16

As Christián once again attends to his seven to eleven times daily fecal ritual, I begin my first entry whilst in the magnificent city of Praha. I am at U Zavěšenýho Kafe[1].

As Christián returns from one of his seven to eleven times daily fecal ritual, I continue my first entry whilst in the magnificent city of Praha. I've been here before - in this café, that is. However, it was very long ago and I do not recall the details or even with whom I was. I suspect that it was Renata. It may also have been Hela, but I doubt it. We'll go with Renata, since she lived near Hradčanská and insisted on always hanging out in her own *barrio*.

Had I convinced the very lazy and recently gluteally violated Christián to ascend further onto *Uvoz* and then to Pohořelec[2], I would have encountered many more half-nostalgic cafés attended by Renata and myself in the distant past. I could even find the one where she berated me for drinking too much. I'd like that. I miss that woman.

It is very possible that we shall still ascend after our time at this mysterious but familiar café.

Teaspoon [IMG]

Soon, however, I will be forced to take the teaspoon on the silver platter pictured beside my *svařeně vino* and pry one of the eyeballs from Christián's eyesocket. The reason for this is that he keeps talking about *grids*. When I was a child, I was forced to live in a *grid* with other children, and therefore to interact with them relentlessly. Obviously, this alarmed and angered my profound sense of introversion and sociopathy. The *grid* made these fundamental parts of my personality swell and consume most every other facet of the entity that was I. The swelling, much like a cyst on the scrotum of an infant, has never ceased, even to this day. I reach for the teaspoon.

Eyesocket [IMG]

1: https://www.google.com/maps/place/U+Zav%C4%9B%C5%A1en%C3%BDho+Kafe/@50.0884403,14.3956415,17z/data=%214m2%213m1%211s0x470b951c3d904a2f:0x9c2f961d8c4f0ea4

2: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Poho%C5%99elec/@50.0874121,14.3889523,17z/data=%213m1%214b1%214m2%213m1%211s0x470b951af9e8a5b3:0x1c8571fd471e16a4

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