The descent into madness

Topics: emlekkonyv, christopher, haiku, australia, lakife

2000-06-03

Day One [IMG]

> Three yellows, one brown

> Children kicking plastic balls

> Screaming at pigeons

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

> In Chris's fingers

> One strip of translucent tape

> To muffle a child

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

> The cooing flock lights

> A blanched dead against the green

> Chewing and staring

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Plump as a pigeon

> A child squeals in the distance

> Ready for roasting

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Bland, loud and selfish

> Soulless husks bawling for bread

> Which could feed them all

Melody One [IMG]

Fucking Australia, miles from Muenchen, from the Condor[1], 1 2 Snap, the summation of my past two months. A whirlwind has taken me from life to life, as if they have no connection at all besides my singular presence in both.

5.35pm -- we board the bus of death.

*KURAFE KON IS JETZ!* The prostitute is with you.

*KURAFE SOL KON SOLET JETZ.* The prostitutes are with us.

*SOLAN QIN KOLEPE NIS.* They are inside the pigeon.

*SOLET PELIS KASE SOL TOPEN.* We go towards the houses.

Lakife Vocab 1 [IMG]

Lakife Vocab 2 [IMG]

Lakife Vocab 3 [IMG]

Noun affixes:

diminuative --> + otz

superlative --> + uk

derogatory --> + ax

beautificatory --> + im --> ilm

all --> + ek

not --> + um

interrogative --> + it

indefinite (some) --> + ap

masc / neut / fem --> + u + o + a

definite (the) --> + (j)e

Lakife Grammar 1 [IMG]

Plez ... kiss.

Plezotz ... little kiss.

Plezim ... Very nice kiss.

Plezit ... Which kiss?

Kerisax ... disgusting rat.

kerisukax ... big disgusting rat.

kerisukaxit ... which big disgusting rat?

kerisotzek ... all little rats.

kenikime ... the wonderful book.

mezotzaje ... the little female mouse.

Ordering: noun + dim / sup + der / beaut + all / inter / indef + gender + def.

Animate thing - ehol

Inanimate thing - ohol

Thing - hol (concept)

Place - mol

Time - nol

Way - zol

amount - sol

quality - fol

Some (indefiniteness) --> tap

Interoggative --> + it

Definite --> + e

Negative --> + um

Collective --> + ek

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Eholit is? --> Which (animate thing) are you?

Holit an? --> What is it?

Et Fek mokife topen nolap. --> Sometime I (will) go to the pub.

Solet fek mokolep topen nolum. --> We never go to parks.

Solit kurafe? --> How much is the prostitute?

hmmmmm.... bad....

Solit kuraf? --> How many prostitutes?

Solum. --> None.

Is fek molit topen? --> To where do you go?

Et fek molum topen nolek. --> I always go nowhere.

Nokife nolek. --> The time to drink is always.

Lakife Correlatives [IMG]

Et kon kolep sol jetz nolek.

Quality: fo- (english... -like)

lofez (sheep) --> folofez (sheeplike)

kuraf (prostitute) --> fokuraf (slutlike)

Ana fokuraf. --> she is like a prostitute.

Chris fek kosel topen folofez. --> Chris goes to church like a sheep.

Degree: so- (english ... -ness)

Solofez --> sheeplike tendencies or sheepness.

Kuraf --> sokuraf ... slutness.

Sokif --> Alcohol like tendencies.

Etc.

Place: mo-

Mokif --> The place to drink alcohol.

Mokuraf --> The place of prostitutes.

Moperital --> A friendly place.

Motormir --> Place of sleep.

Person: fe-

Fekif --> drunkard.

Fekuraf --> One who does prostitutes.

Fekosel --> Churchgoer.

Lakife Demonstratives [IMG]

Genetive case:

Liz. With sol, it agglutinates as -iz. With pronouns, it also agglutinates as -iz.

etiz - mine. of me.

isiz - of you. yours.

aniza - hers. of her.

solyziz - of us [but not you].

Kase kotze liz. The cat's house.

Kase kotze soliz. The cats' house.

Kase sol kotze soliz. The cats' houses.

An kenik etiz. It is my book.

Ana kuraf Chris liz. She is Chris's prostitute.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Mofek ... at the place.

Chris fek mokurafe topen. Mofek kurafe anizu.

Chris goes to the bordel. There is his prostitute.

Nofek ... at the time.

Zonuz ... by this way or means.

Solet qin suke topen. Zonuz fek zelol topen.

We enter the train. By train (we go) to hell.

Bobbus with a pen in his nose [IMG]

1: https://www.google.com/maps/preview/place/Zweigstra%C3%9Fe+6,+80336+M%C3%BCnchen,+Germany/@48.1387567,11.5623073,17z/data=%213m1%214b1%214m2%213m1%211s0x479e75f9d5bdf555:0xffad267f8576fde

tzifur (Martenblog home)

jenju (Thurk.Org home)

@flavigula@sonomu.club

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0