High Tech Devil's Dictionary

ChatGPT3

(n). A Rube Goldberg machine for converting electricity into bullshit.

Proof of Work Cryptocurrency

(n). A technique for transmuting electricity into money while burning the planet and generating bullshit as a byproduct. See also: Ponzi Scheme Protocol (PSP), Money Laundering Protocol (MLP).

Silicon Valley

(n). Home of many alchemists who have discovered the secret of transmuting bullshit into money.

Conclusion

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