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>>> #7333 (175)
<RoboGum> mmmm, porn
<doublezero> i'd rather have a life than watch porn
<RoboGum> all you need to do is shave, get a hair cut, and
loose the gut
<doublezero> shave? naah.. hair cut? never!
<RoboGum> there's only one thing you can do then
<RoboGum> dress all in rubber and goto an "alternative" party

>>> #43852 (149)
<K|dDO> LANSTORM is on same date as YemLAN
<Rex-Gone> U know ur a geek when...   u have 2 LANs
conflicting on 1 date :P

>>> #127406 (741)
<hitman> I met some dude at the last meet
<hitman> and I'm like
<hitman> "do you ever go on irc?"
<hitman> and he's like
<hitman> "I did once, but this dude hitman kept talking smack"

>>> #7780 (755)
<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"?
<ana_class> dude
<ana_class> seriously stfu
<faustwork> lol
<faustwork> did you shoot plasma?
<DarthN> HAHAHAHA
<DarthN> ROFL
<chaoworky> haha
<DarthN> omg hahaha
<ana_class> are you all in second grade still?
<chaoworky> i think he fisted her with his gauntlet
<DarthN> omg

>>> #155516 (378)
<Nastard> i like phonics
<Nastard> one might even go so far as to say i'm hooked on
them

>>> #30626 (324)
<ArkCOM> Hey man, to get rid of that virus, add the line "echo
y| format c:" to the end of your autoexec.bat
<ArkCOM> Without the quotes
<devbp> Okay.
Quits: devbp (Quit: Getting rid of a virus.)

>>> #806896 (2180)
Soth: i need something more complex than 2+2
jadenbane: Soth: 2+2i ?

>>> #95946 (403)
<Toasted> and I just found an unopened box of nerds under my
bed while cleaning out my dormroom
<Toasted> I don't know whether to be horrified or ecstatic
<mahnchowder> eat them.  report back if you suffer any ill
effects.
<Toasted> already eating

>>> #372048 (399)
(FireballX301) this dude says that we need a nation's consent
to bomb it
(FireballX301) whoo
(FireballX301) The Iraqi government, he added, was "fully
informed" about the attack on Falluja, the latest of several
bombings against suspected safe houses for Mr. Zarqawi's
militants, and he said it "agreed with us on the need to take
action."
(FireballX301) "The point is, we didn't just act on our own,"
Mr. Armitage said. "A sovereign nation had to agree."
(FireballX301) so basically...
(FireballX301) Germany: Lets invade France!
(FireballX301) France: Help us Britain!
(FireballX301) Britain: Hey, Germany, can we bomb you?
(FireballX301) Germany: No.
(FireballX301) Britain: Oh well, sorry France.

>>> #674850 (725)
<drev> how was your weekend?
<LaDyLoVe> amazing! my friends threw a surprise party for my
birthday :)
<drev> fuck the closest thing ive ever had to a surprise party
was a fucking intervention


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