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>>> #3870 (571)
<thunderka> somebody speak spanish?
<Suriv> i do
<thunderka> you do what?

>>> #13476 (220)
<[cr0wz]> my dildo hurts
<_SuPeR_Fly_> my arse hurts
<wisteria101> see a doc
<[cr0wz]> i wonder why
* FadeJade sees a connection

>>> #49969 (175)
<Decimus> raped any white women lately?
<Lord_Mervyn> i resent that remark
<Decimus> k
<Decimus> was she fat?

>>> #33950 (167)
<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs
like:  Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.

>>> #71561 (230)
[hardlined] someone give me a phone number
(timmo) 867-5309
[hardlined] area code?
(timmo) 801
[hardlined] whats the name "we" should as for
(timmo) jenny
[hardlined] ;-)
[hardlined] the subscriber u have dialed is not in service

>>> #41797 (179)
<danicgross> hacking is very complex
<@Frakes> really?
<danicgross> do u hack
<@Frakes> goodness me no .....what tools would one need?
<danicgross> well
<danicgross> a computer
<danicgross> internet
<@Frakes> ah yes ......got both of those
<danicgross> and skill
<@Frakes> hmmm sadly lacking in the latter
<TheLurker> danicgross: you didn't haxor me did you
<danicgross> are u tempting me
<TheLurker> no
<danicgross> you tempting me arrentyou
<TheLurker> ok, tell you what, tell you what
<TheLurker> i have 2 hard drives, c and d
<TheLurker> on drive d tell me how many folders there are in
the root
<danicgross> just a sec
* TheLurker drums his fingers
* @Frakes accompanies with the triangle
<TheLurker> look, just give up
<TheLurker> you obviously suck at this
<TheLurker> have you, in fact, ever hacked anything apart from
your own penis?

>>> #63505 (349)
<Nugget> hint: if you're going to mispel a word, choose a word
that isn't "illeterate"
<Nugget> your dumb.

>>> #965761 (74)
<monotone> it's funniest when a monkey is gibbon it all it's
got, but things still go wrong
<Hawkline> wow monotone, just wow
<wayfinder> monotone, how do you come up with these? i hope
it's okay to ask, i dont wanna pry m8
<HunterX11> the thing with monkeys is that they are smart
enough that you can sometimes see on their face when they
realize "oh shit this was a bad idea"
<wayfinder> kinda like when girls go on a blind date with me,
"see me an" think this was a bad idea
<wayfinder> ha ha ha, am i rite
<wayfinder> she just didn't like macaque
<monotone> man, drilling deep, wayfinder
<wayfinder> monotone, that's what your marmoset

>>> #630243 (954)
<meeb> what the fuck
<meeb> highly religious client just rang up
<meeb> wants us to automatically take their website down at
sunset on a friday until sunrise on a monday
<meeb> as using an online shop is bad and evil over the
sabbath

>>> #469107 (2417)
<RvLeshrac> <Terrorists> Shit, maybe we shouldn't take
hostages from countries whose people are more insane than us.
<RvLeshrac> <China> You give back hostages, or we kill all
muslim.
<NegaDuk> i think if they piss off china too much, they'll
find that china, the US, and britain will turn the middle east
into a big walmart parking lot
<RvLeshrac> <China> We use nuke. What we care you nuke us? We
have billion more people.
<NegaDuk> <China> nuke beijing. we tried sars. it no work
<RvLeshrac> <China> We stop birth restriction, we make billion
more. Three day.
<NegaDuk> i think china's just being antisocial so someone
will thin their population
<RvLeshrac> Seriously.
<RvLeshrac> China's answer to anything should be "We stop
birth restrictions"
<RvLeshrac> <US> Stop flooding our markets with cheap goods,
or we stop selling you soybeans. <China> We stop birth
restriction! <US> Fuck. OK, OK! You can have the damned
soybeans!
<RvLeshrac> I bet that was the real reason Clinton gave them
our satellite codes.
<RvLeshrac> <China> You give us code, or we flood world with
chinese!
<RvLeshrac> <China> All your shirt shrink up like penis in
arctic.
<NightStar> damn those bad chinese laundry places
<RvLeshrac> <China> You never get decent haircut. You explain
to women why no manicure.
<RvLeshrac> <China> We own you like Hong Kong.

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