< Trash bin elf.

~opossum

Opossums understand a similar notion. Theres good things in the trash, even the.. ahem, simple ones, understand this concept. Valuables that only a child or an animal or an elf can understand. I've found wonderful things in the trash myself. Sometimes I wander through alleys and see what I can find.

People deem a lot of beautiful things to be useful, often, I presume, in an attempt to declutter. They may not be needed, but they make the alleys prettier for a moment, before they are swept up by the garbage truck.

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