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If I were dictator....

~inquiry

I've come to an important crossroads in my relationship with/to the rest of humanity.

Were I dictator of the world, my first decree would be a death penalty for anyone that puts garbage/trash in a "recyclable bin", and vice versa.

No reasons. No excuses.

Matter of fact, the next thing that makes it into that trash bin is the carcass....

<takes deep breath>

<pauses>

<takes another deep breath>

Okay. A couple tenant issues wound up stuck in my proverbial craw this afternoon. Sorry for the textural violence.... :-(

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~contrarian wrote (thread):

The shopping cart test is more important.

~tetris wrote (thread):

Dear Sir/Madam,

We the members of the PFT would like to petition your government to immediately ban all loud leafblowers in favour of simply using rakes, and to also permit the usage of cruel and unusual punishment against those who drive needless loud vehicles such as naked motorbikes, Harleys, and people who play loud music with heavy base in their cars with the windows open.

Sincerely,

The PFT (People For Tetris)

~tffb wrote (thread):

If this is the only act that brings forth the death penalty in the Inquiry Regime, then I can live with/by this, and not worry about other small/petty crimes.

Would weed be legal in this reign of recyclable political ethos? If so, I will Vote For Inquiry.

In fact, "smoke weed and recycle" would be a fabulous slogan for any modern day politician. And I am actually being fairly serious about that :)

Hope you're doing good, Inq

~ns wrote (thread):

I agree with people putting trash in with the recyclables. But vice versa? Sometimes you just can't get that last bit of oil off the container for your takeout chicken korma, and the plastic goes in the trash :(