How Not to Open a Door

2023-07-07 20:49:44Z

1. Stick your key into the keyhole and try to turn it

2. Fail to turn it

3. Try many other doors that are also available

4. Keep trying, again and again

5. Others try to open other doors, realize they can't open the doors either

6. Others ask you "have you tried this door" and I'm like "of course I tried, what did you expect?"

7. Knock the door, trying to get someone to notice

8. Nobody notices, so you keep trying to knock doors

9. Call for help from inside

10. Inside tells you the door is unlocked, just that you need to press hard on the handle

11. Get inside

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