Most blank on the cinder

Watchmen has a bunch of issues but I can’t get over that “smartest guy on the cinder” thing. Especially now when the doomsday clock has been revved up again, now with a carbonized flavor.

Some Apple fan blogger protesting right to repair since consumers prefer dust- and water-resistance?

My brain: “He’ll have the most consumer-preferred device on the cinder.”

Some truckers protesting the increased fossil fuel prices?

My brain: “They’ll have the cheapest fuel on the cinder.”

Left Party of Sweden selling out their own party for ensured continuous cement production?

My brain: “They’ll have the most robust infrastructure on the cinder.”

Everything is on the cinder unless we all sober the fuck up wrt climate change and slam the breaks on emissions!