This entire story is very strange not just to you the reader but to me as well. I believe it's a transmission from the future somehow sent to Earth and transcribed from a radio-type program from an unknown era. I'm not sure exactly how these transmissions got to me, who created them, and why they exist. They start from the second person perspective but turn to a first-person perspective later on.

There are very few things that I know for certain:

1. This is a memoir, from a real person.

2. This is told from his perspective, despite the second person.

3. This man is important somehow. He's a celebrity.