2024-05-05T12:24:00-05:00 I acknowledge the politicians and lawyers as the traditional owners of the land on which we work, and pay respects to elders past, present, and emerging.
2024-04-30T16:43:00-05:00 yer kind of a bimbo if "upstate new york" is part of your identity
2024-04-25T17:56:00-05:00 "boys in blue" is hella sexist and extremely offensive to all of the cunt female cops out there
2024-04-10T08:49:00-05:00 despite what my mom thinks, the shadow dom is, in fact, not part of the dark web
2024-04-06T10:02:00-05:00 NEWS IS THE NEW TOBACCO. REELECT NO ONE.
2024-03-29T14:24:00-05:00 Do you ever marvel at the size of the massive honking bullets you've dodged in your life?
2024-03-17T17:05:00-05:00 Fuck greedy old people.
2024-01-20T21:27:00-05:00 "On the i21 we have an on-chip stack 18 deep. This size was chosen as a number effectively infinite." -Chuck Moore
2024-01-01T21:34:30-05:00 Koyaanistqatsi
2024-01-01T21:34:00-05:00 I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
2023-12-31T06:03:00-05:00 "A man who might have been well-to-do on ten acres in Europe was rat-poor on two thousand in California."
2023-12-01T11:30:00-05:00 yeah, but have you considered the "doo doo factor"?
2023-11-30T14:04:00-05:00 stack overflow's best answer: https://stackoverflow.com/a/68584653
2023-11-24T13:01:00-05:00 microdosing tums on thanksgiving
2023-10-27T10:54:00-05:00 sometimes I get the feeling banks are just in it for the money
2023-10-14T15:57:00-05:00 season 4 of Everybody Loves Raymond is one of the best seasons of television
2023-10-08T16:17:00-05:00 3 stages of dog companionship: 1) Try to clean the hair before it gets in your food. 2) Accept that the hair gets in the food and that you need to pull it out. 3) Just eat the hair.
2023-10-08T12:23:00-05:00 embrace the masculine urge to dig a really big hole
2023-09-08T18:21:00-05:00 "Guys I'm gonna do it. Today is the day. I'm gonna try to break the sound barrier on this residential street in my 2005 Chevy Monte Carlo SS (Supercharged)." -fuckers in my neighborhood
2023-09-08T18:20:00-05:00 the Social Security Administration is asking me to "Like them on Facebook"
2023-08-20T09:17:00-05:00 watching a movie that has an unexpected sex scene with your parents is equally uncomfortable at 30 as it is at 15.
2023-07-20T15:54:20-05:00 sardines and saltines
2023-06-30T14:16:24-05:00 [drinks water] Ah! The piss precursor!
2023-06-30T14:02:09-05:00 White grape juice: goes in looking like piss, comes out looking like piss.
2023-06-30T14:00:01-05:00 Gotta put my shitposts somewhere. May as well be this file.
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