“Until I'm rescued from this Chinese fortune cookie factory, I might as well make the best of it!”

I appear to have ths knack for getting odd Chinese fortune cookie fortunes. I've yet to get the “Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!” but this is darned close:

[Fortune cookie says: “Come back later… I am sleeping. (yes, cookies need their sleep, too)”] Philip, we need to talk about your sleeping on the job here at the Fortune Cookie Factory … ” [1]

At least this time it wasn't in French [2].

[1] /boston/2022/12/05/fortunecookie.jpg

[2] /boston/2022/11/01.1

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