Extreme social bear distancing, Brevard edition

Bunny and I were walking through downtown Brevard [1] when we came across this sign reminding us of our duty to social distance in these times of human malware:

[A graphic showing social distancing as being the size of a bear.] Do NOT offer the bear a Coke. This is only effective against polar bears. Also, I don't have to out run the bear, I just have to offer YOU to the bear. [2]

Also handy to keep in mind: how to survive a bear attack [3].

[1] https://www.cityofbrevard.com/

[2] /boston/2021/11/04/SocialBearDistance.jpg

[3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5MA1bt9A4

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