Blondie Goes to College

1942

1.5/5

This one is just... weird. Blondie and Dagwood go to college and hide the fact that they're married and have a child. They plan to only go for a semester, because I guess Dagwood figures he'll learn everything he needs to know in that time. Also, Blondie is pregnant, and I figure she wouldn't be able to hide it for much longer than that. Also, they send Baby Dumpling to military school, because.

No near divorce this time, just a fake divorce, I guess, as they infiltrate the college posing as single people. Dagwood doesn't punch anyone, but he's never given any reason to, which is disappointing.

Finally, it gets points off for telling us Blondie's maiden name is "Smith," instead of "Boopadoop" as it is in the comic strip (no, I'm not making that up).