Yesterday I had 3 trial lessons - including a rude woman from Poland covered in tattoos who was rude to me; (no prizes for guessing I will not be teaching her!), only 2 paid lessons).

Today I have 4 paid lessons, no trial lessons. That’s better!!!!!

Most of those crude, vulgar tattoo covered women can be found in the UK. They typically smoke, have rotten teeth (and maybe bad breath too if they get close enough to you for you to have the misfortune to discover this, try not to let them!). Of course, it was obvious that an English gentleman (as others call me) cannot build a rapport with such a student, let alone teach them. When she left the lesson without saying goodbye – damn rude in itself, I was relieved. In all probability, her I.Q is too low to be taught anything if she couldn’t even learn to be polite. She said she worked in a massage parlor – well she is not touching me with a barge pole, I can assure you of that!!!! I do not want to get dermatitis, thanks.

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Oh and by the way, this kind of person does not seem to exist in Africa. In the UK, an old divorced man can only get a gold digger (only one problem with this, relationships based on money are not worth bothering with anyhow, and how do you think I know this?, and a poor man has not got this option anyhow):- or knowing my luck a drug addict. And I do not need this **** in my life!!! A child born to such a woman would be taken into care.

So why, then, I wonder, do I like African ladies? The mind boggles.