Now arriving at Outpost #1914: Dangertech Emporium

...Landing sequence intiated

...Retrieving assigned launchpad

...Landing gear deployed

...Approaching launchpad #34

...Touchdown!

...Welcome, Commander!

With a smooth whirring your seatbelt unstraps from your body and you lift yourself up. The computer enters docked mode and displays a list of actions and services to take on the station. Good. You'll care about that later. For now, you have something more... personal to attend to. You press a button next to your quick exit hatch. No need to take the more sophisticated airlock, this outpost has an atmosphere. You step out and take off your helmet. This place looks spartanic and empty, like its limpets had just set ground on the asteroid it will soon consume to create a station bustling with life. At least you hope so. You sigh and proceed down the walkway where a small android awaits you already.

> Step right up, good Sir and browse the mighty collection! What do you desire? We've got...

Big, ambitious projects

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> Or do you wish for something more petite? How about...

Tools for your InfiniBelt

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> You can find all tools and projects on a dedicated git server, approachable through a simple HTTP interface!

=>http://git.dangers.works git.dangers.works

> But don't forget all the fun stuff you can consume right here! The Emporium offers a...

Collection of Media Reviews & Critiques

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> and a

General Entertainment Section

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> There is also a bulletin board of other space stations and outposts to check out, to helpyou to learn about the many experiences that await you!

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> I hope you have a good stay, Commander! Come talk to the captain at the bar about literally anything!

<dangertech@e.email>

> Oh, and in case your vessel is not compliant with the newest GEMINI protocol, a barebones HTTP proxy is available to make the browsing experience accessible for truly everybody!

=>http://dangers.works Compatibility proxy

Yeah, as if. There's bat shit here. Whereever the android points to, there's nothing there.Whoever programmed this thing mustn't have had much time. You push it out of the way and reenter your spaceship. At least they sell fuel. You prepare for liftoff.