____ _____ ____ _ _ _ _ _____ ___ | _ \_ _/ ___| | \ | | ___ _ __ | |_ _ _ _ __ ___ / |___ ( _ ) | |_) || | \___ \ | \| |/ _ \ '_ \| __| | | | '_ \ / _ \ | | / // _ \ | __/ | | ___) | | |\ | __/ |_) | |_| |_| | | | | __/ | | / /| (_) | |_| |_| |____/ |_| \_|\___| .__/ \__|\__,_|_| |_|\___| |_|/_/ \___/ |_| ------------------------------------------------------------------------- =======================PRISON TRANSPORT SHIP NEPTUNE 178================= ------------------------------------------------------------------------- *THIS MESSAGE IS FROM AN INMATE ABOARD A CORRECTIONAL TRANSPORT VESSEL* Uhhh hey I don't know who to address this too, To whom it may concern care of the department of corrections I guess. Well... The ship's computer just woke me up, I got a job in sanitation before we left. And it seems like something horrible happened while I was asleep. Theres blood and corpses everywhere. Which I guess is why the computer decided to wake me up. Someone has to clean this up and apparently it's me. Not sure how long I've been in cryosleep. Not sure what happened to all the gaurds. The ships computer system assumes that there are gaurds around so I'm more or less unsupervised. But it still wont let me go anywhere but common areas. I think if I don't actually start cleaning the loud robotic voice instructing me to "Proceed with sanitation procedures" will eventually drive me insane. My buddy who did some time breaking rocks on orion 5 says that there are automated security protocols that will give you electric shocks if you ignore the computer long enough. Derrick was always full of it, but I dunno. I guess I believed him since thats not too hard to imagine on a penal colony, but on a starship? an old government issue starship? I don't know if I believe it but I don't want to find out. I think I'm gonna start cleaning up. Maybe if I ask for food enough times the computer will wake up one of the cooks END OF MESSAGE: PRISONER 598343 gemini://cosmic.voyage/PTS Neptune 178/001.txt

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