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I was outside the room where I should be granted one wish for my magical powers. Everyone got one power and they could wish for anything they liked. I was very nervous as they listed some super powers and got scared I'd wish for the wrong thing and regret it. So as I entered I nervously asked if I could eat 3 bowls of soup first. Then we sat around a table waiting for me to finish my soups, by the end I was very nauseous and realized it had been a horrible idea. I got sad and started rambling at the wizard council and as I drank from a mug I said something like "I wish you loved me, head wizard". It turned out it was the Potion That Grants You The Wish and so magic sparks flew and the head wizard was in love with me and I was the only guy who got no powers.

Then I traveled the land with some guys, eventually we got so far that we were somewhere that wasn't on the world maps. It was the real world, and like most times someone comes to the real world, we arrived at a beach.

On a bridge we got approached by a street artist who wanted to draw us or something, and they made a big fuss and twirled us around; to then reveal she wa taking samples and our finger prints and stuff to blackmail us into giving her money, otherwise she would frame us for something. To this one of us responded that wedidn't even have a pass and were already basically illegal immigrants so we didn't care. We moved on.

Later we were "at home" (in the real world) and we were me, my "mom" and some guy who was our guest. The doorbell rang and my "mom" answered the speaker, where someone shouted "police open up", she turned to the guy and asked "did you want to talk to the police". I rushed out of there, saying they should just say that I was out so they couldn't ask for my pass that I didn't have.

I met another one of the guys from our group outside on the street and told him when they come looking for me, I would be dolphin #25 at the zoo (I did have shape shifting power now). It turned out dolphin #25 was not a dolphin but a fish-like creature with a big, crocodile like mouth and big sharp teeth, who stood at the entrance of the aquarium as a trash can and ate all the trash. I didn't Want to eat all the trash so by the end of the day I spat all the trash into the water and it turned green and the entire zoo got flooded by trash water, of course.

As the zoo was in chaos, all the animals started escaping and I teamed up with a monkey who brought me to the entrance. We said goodbye and I saw my friends coming for me. From the other direction of the path, the police was approaching so we decided to shift into a family. Someone said it would be funny to shift into a couple were we were a really old guy dating a young woman and their kid who was arely younger than the woman. However we shifted into a really old lady, a young white woman and a baby.

The people of the world wanted to explore space but only found a God looming over the Earth like it was a game board in its living room.

I was at a school party some time in the past but didn't know when. There was a student play on and it was very offensive and in bad taste and I attibuted this to a rise in bigotry after 9/11 (peak dream logic) and said so to which they literally said "but 9/11 hasn't happened yet".

The waiters at this event were all in a Ballet club and snuck off whenever possible to the basement to dance ballet. They did this, apparently, in the dark. (I am one of the waiters). Out of the wood tile ground a creature jumped at me, 2.5m in height with glowing red eyes which served as the only light source in the basement. There were many of these lanky guys teathered to the floor; they wanted us to stay forever to dance ballet for them.

I was in a different dimension but I remembered it from a different dream (except I didn't ever dream of this before, I just thought I did while I was dreaming this). There was a library I wanted to go to. The door was not a normal door, I had to twist some things and activate a switch and say the magic word (it was please). Inside I was greated by blue fairies who asked me if I'm new to which I said no.

Then I was in a different universe where Coca plants grew like grass but they looked like orange/white pansies. Also no one there knew what cocaine was. We went back to the library but to get there we had to take the lift. There was a confusing system, I think the options were 1, 2, a and b, some being suitable for humans and the others deadly. I called the lift by pressing 1 and the lift shook violently. Over the speakers came a live transmission of two guys speaking Spanish who were obviously having a violent disagreement inside the lift. The lift didn't arrive so I pressed 2. Inside I saw that the one guy had been cut up from the waist down and what was taken had been turned into a perfect well-done steak that lay next to his dead body.

Some people were on a school trip where they had to do such exhausting work that they got stacked onto a cart afterwards and had to be pulled and one of them even got paralysed so they didn't notice their hand scraping over the ground.

Next dream was some show. A guy had stolen $7.50 but they let him get away with it and told him to piss off because they thought it was stupid to steal such a specific and low amount of money. He left footprints everwhere, which made him a suspect when the next day a corpse was found there wearing chainmail and pilot glasses.

We were very small like mice and we were on a train. My companion constantly got captured but it was fine because we knew how to break him out. Someone had the idea to jump to the next car, when we arrived we were even smaller.

I had like a 90s nokia brick phone; one of those really large ones, that could do internet and whatsapp and call and nothing else. Idk how youd even see any website on that tiny display.

There was a budgy sleeping on my shoulder and leaning against my cheek. We went to a wooden museum (the building was old timey and wooden) except that the very first room already had plastic floors (and a wooden frame around the floor) that you could drive on with roller skates. There was nothing in the Museum, nothing on the walls and nothing standing around either. Under the glass or plastic floor a monster or a woman was trapped.

I sat in a room with someone who talked to me while he ate salad leaves out of a bowl. My budgy woke up and jumped onto the table and ate all the salad.

A few people and I had to save the world but I still remembered everything from last time. Everything happened exactly like I anticipated. Afterwards I told the others of my foreknowledge, to which one responded he thinks we might be dead and in hell reliving our lives. So I went on a walk and saw a pretty fruit sky (no idea what this means) with a yellow sun.

One of the other two people was called Lucy: she wore rectangular nerd glasses but the really thin ones, had blonde hair and wore really 2000s type fashion. She was so 2000s, she was shrouded in crispy image quality.

There was some sort of festivity on my old school grounds and I helped out as a cashier while the guy whos job it really was (someone I know irl who has never been to that school) was somewhere else. It was a comic book shop. Many people came to buy things but I didn't know how much any thing cost so I hid behind a shelf. Toward the end of the day someone came in and I decided whatever so I came out of hiding to sell him the comic. The comic was 19.99€.

He gave me a 100€ note. I opened the cash register and it was empty. I asked him if he had the fitting amount, to which he responded by giving me 50€. I said that doesn't work either so he gave me 19€ in coins. (average cashier experience)

I met my old class mate and friend and we both wanted to study philosophy at this deserted uni. She climbed over the fence while I entered through the front gate. The school had one single teacher who taught philosophy. She had a small dog, you know, a purse dog, who constantly shat everywhere.

Then suddenly another guy I know irl was my professor instead and the uni had a normal amount of courses and students; our class had 23. Often our course didn't even have any lessons or show up to school and when we did we didn't do anything. One time we all pulled up to school in a bus with a bag of mixed chips and every other prof and students look at us disapprovingly.

Another lesson we had our lesson in a court room and I played the prosecuter but was for some reason in the witness stand and wearing a black T-shirt with the word "daughter" on it. Basically (in dream logic) we did nothing actually really relating to our topic because a philosophy degree is useless anyway.

Some organisation was chasing me because they wanted something from me (probably to kill me). They had a drug that made people face their biggest fears, really clichee like and everything, except it became sentient and they couldn't control it any more. Someone explained to me that this weapon worked by painting the walls with it; any building with this paint would make people in it permanently mentally ill and so it was permanently uninhabitable.

Then I was in a sort of big parking garage that was more like a half-built buildimng with only the skeleton. There was a big hole in the middle that enabled you to jump between the various levels. I fought against the effects of the paint while the woman following me was already hallucinating and attacking someone who wasn't there. I found the Big Bad Guy hallucinating in a room and killed him I think.

First Dream: Me, a friend and a made up person were waiting for bus number 58. When we were inside, it drove through an air tunnel and suddenly we were at the bottom of the ocean and the walls of the bus became invisible.

Second dream: A meteor was to hit earth so we (idk) were sent out to stop it. We flung ourselves through space and bounced off of the atmosphere of the asteroid/meteor. We came onto the surface through a hole in the atmosphere (which worked like a shield) produced by a big beanstalk.

On the asteroid lived Dinosaurs. The dinos were very hungry because the surface was devoid of plant life. They wanted to eat us but we conviced them to start a revolution instead, to take all the resources that the big boss dinosaur was hoarding for himself. They looked up to us as their revolutionary leaders and obeyed our every command. My companion abused this power by, after victory was ours, telling them all to cut their own throats and I couldn't stop it.

All lamps rained green acid slime that teleported you to another dimension, at random intervals. Then it wasn't lamps that did this anymore but a plant that quickly infested every room and attached itself to the ceiling. You weren't safe anywhere. In the other dimension people were trapped in a construction in space, looking up through the glass at the stars that surrounded them

In the future there was only one human left alive. He had lived for thousands of years and he lived ontop of a hill. In the morning he went out to look down at the village but the people no longer lived there and their houses were long gone as well. There was something else alive on earth and it was hunting him.

Then I was also there and we were running from it. As we were hiding, with the flying beast just outside, I asked him why everyone died. He said that it happened so long ago that he could not remember.

I joined 2 of my friends for a weekly harvest/gardening thingie. I took a bus to the middle of nowhere to come and there were all these people on a big field. It was a lot of work and I said that if I had known this I would not have come.

The leader guy was stacking big stones on the side of the field and I threw myself into the pile like I would at the ball pit at IKEA. Some rocks fell down and I had to clean it up.

Then there were school tables set up on the lawn and it became a class room, outside. My one friends and me sat at the back and talked the whole time and I drew into a notebook. The leader/teacher didn't like that so he took my notebook with the intention of reading from it to embarass me but it was all sketches. On the back of the notebook was an invitation link to a whatsapp group but I knew nothing of this, and thought it's a group by the publisher. I then thought of getting up and telling him he can't just take my book and read of it and that I don't need to be here and then leaving but decided against it since I didn't actually care. Some time after this I left and the lesson continued.

Some guy, who was my other friend before, told the teacher that I had left uranium in my desk. Inside my desk was a big, glowing disk that filled the whole drawer. Now it got confusing.

The leader/teacher/prinicpal (for now they were in a proper school building) took the disk and something leaked out of it. Then there was something moving on the balcony. A tentacle on the balcony attacked the teacher and the green liquid from the uranium disk started to move. I think the tentacle monster merged with the sentient uranium, idk.

It turned out that the principal was but a role taken on by different aliens through time - but after some time they forgot there were ever anyone else. The tentacle monster wasn't the the next of him but the previous one who had come to kill the present one and take his place.

We were 3 kids, 2 boys and a girl. She was the oldest, 17 y/o. We were on a space ship and in a situation™ so one of us said we should take the shuttle. Another said that the shields and navigation aren't good enough but the first then asserted that there have been updates made to the shuttle.

The shuttle was a brown VW hippie bus. When we were aboard we noticed that the updates had not yet been implimented. Cut to the outside of the ship: the bus is flying through space and hitting every possible obstacle, none of which you would ever expect to find in space. They crash on a planet.

I was lying on my bed when the lamp suddenly started tilting toward the wall on my right all on its own, then it snapped back. Out of the corner of my eye I saw something ripping through the paper from the inside. I got up and reported this to my parents and asked them what they thought it was. One of them thought a pigeon might have nisted in it. This seemed very implausible to me, how would a pigeon even enter my room?

I went back to figure out what it was. Inside the lampshade the culprit was sitting again. It looked like a pigeon at first but it turned out to be a duck. It flew out of the lamp and I wondered if I could keep it as a pet.

It waddled through the corridor, then to the living room where it landed on my lap, as if it wanted to be pet so I pet it. After some time it "bit" my hand but its beak was uncharacteristically soft so it didn't hurt.

I was with someone. We were going on vacation in a hotel. We came to a sea that was placed by a forest, where we saw two people digging for moss so they could sell it later because they had no money.

Then we fused with those people - not in a literal sense but as in my brain skipped and suddenly we were them but still on vacation whilst having no money and also the clearing was our hotel and the sea was gone. There was no house on the clearing, it was just a clearing.

Every hour two trains passed closely to the clearing, in opposite directions. They were so fast that you had to run along a certain path or the pull would knock you off your feet and throw you around. This made it impossible to sleep. These conditions were not accaptable so I called someone to check the hotel (forest clearing).

The guy who arrived agreed that this was not acceptable. We met with the landlord (who was a 15 year old boy) to make the announcement but the landlord and his 2 (likewise underage) friends handed the examiner guy a few child's drawings. He quickly changed his mind and said everything was alright. We protested, shocked that he would be bribed by child's drawings. He said no one had ever made him a gift so beautiful and dismissed us.

This dream was pretty nonsensical but in it I shot a butter knife from a crossbow which I thought was a little funny so I'm mentioning it.

I was some chosen one or something and after I'd done my chosen one thing for the first people, I went to the next but they did not like me at All and they were really mean.

They started torturing me in strange ways, including an operation on my chest. I was split in 2 while they did it, one of me was getting the surgery and one was just kinda standing next to itself. I was the one "watching" except I didn't watch so I wasn't as alarmed as they thought I would be. I was wondering what she (the one operating) was doing so I did look toward the end and it turned out she was taking my heart out and implanting it in her own body.

I had to kill this one guy, who was in a big old house. I couldn't do it myself so I had a friend do it, by going in and releasing gas while I was outside.

Suddenly the house was the entire earth, as in all of civilization actually lives in this house, and they all died of gas poisoning. I went in with a gas mask and it was kinda like returning to the dead earth after a hundred years but all the corpses were still fresh and I could see what everyone was doing when they died. I also saw my friends and everyone and I was very sad about killing every other human being but I was very sure that I had to do it.

I moved from a room downstairs into a room upstairs. It was a much better room, bigger and it even had a tube TV and a Couch. When I moved I was sad that I had to leave the three spiders in my room behind. They were normal spiders but when I had to leave them I realized that I kinda thought of them as my pets and I even thought of bringing them along. I thought that obviously there would be spiders in the new room too but they wouldn't be the same ones which was the problem.

Anyway I moved up and walked up the stairs and thought about my new living situation. It was a pretty nice deal with the TV and size and all but then I thought I don't wanna walk the stairs all the time but it was fine cause there was a lift.

Some girl needed a place to stay and I offered her my couch but she preferred to move into my old room instead, which made much more sense anyway.

With getting the new room I was also supposed to get the keys to the whole house but when idk suddenly there was this pair of old guys who were a couple and we paired of and all went outside. I left with the grumpier guy and persuaded him to take the lift because it would be quicker.

I accidentally pressed the worng button on the elevator and then pressed the 0, like I meant to. It shot sideways through town to another building because apparently it could do that. The old guy was pissed. We studied the pictures in the lift and after another wrong building we found our one and pressed the button. However, our elevator got stuck in traffic. Actual car traffic. So I had the idea of just pressing the button for a few levels up so we would fly above the cars. It kinda worked? I don't remember much after that.

I was in a fanstasy land with someone else and we had just arrived. Before us was a village of people but closest to us, to greet us, were a wizard and two boys of around 7 that were fighting.

The wizard wizarded a yellow wand on the ground before me but when I tried to pick it up I got zapped, as if it was made of pure energy. The one boy now transformed his friend into cheese and began eating it.

The wizard smiled knowingly and said something along the lines of "Elves like to cover up reality with their magic but they can't change it. Would you like to see the truth?" And I screamed no or something but he showed me anyway.

One detail I do remember was a swarm of many differently colored butterflies flying towards a person with food for them. They gathered together, hundereds of them, to look like a very big flower. It was very beautiful though, in reality, I did not see/visually imagine much of it in detail.

I was some guy and in a fight with my wife. We were having marriage problems so we went to a restaurant called "Everything you hate".

We sat at a very very small black table and shared a glass gratin dish which was all that could fit on the table. The mood in the restaurant was very tense because everyone there had relationship issues. This also prevented us from making a scene.

A waiter came by and asked us what we wanted. I said that I want wine #7 but he said "we only have wine #8". My wife was visibly annoyed as she explained to me that whatever you want to order they won't have. I nodded and ordered "a glass of cow wine" which is not a real thing but I assume it would have tasted like steak sauce, if I had ever recieved my order.

Instead of leaving with my order the waiter sat down on my chair and I was now standing beside the table. He talked to my wife and said all the right things that I didn't tell her because I was a bad husband. One such thing was "your oldest child is totally good enough to get into the football team".

My mom wanted to buy fish so we went to the basement. Down there was a small market for residents, which was a bit cold and dimly lit. They didn't have the fish she wanted. So we walked on and reached a big market / funfair on the outside. It was evening and dark by now. We browsed the fair but they didn't have her fish. Away from the fair lead a single semi-long path, through a grass field with the occaisional tree. At the end of the road was a small store that seemed familiar from a dream I had a while ago. We did not go inside but checked out a booth in front. They had her fish! We also looked into their glass fridge and they had something with sprinkles on top, I don't know if it was for eating or drinking. My brother got white sprinkles, my dad chocolate and I got purple.

A quite nonsensical dream. The first I don't remember much of, only that I enjoyed it. It included the 13th Doctor and Professor Layton and Luke, for some reason. In my later dream this was referred to as a game I was playing.

I fake woke up. At first I could see very badly, as if my eyes were half-closed: I could see my bright eyelashes, but I felt that my eyes were open. I then sat up and noticed there was a blanket over my head - I could clearly see the pattern of my actual blanket.

After I'd thrown my blanket aside I noticed multiple people standing around my bed. I was not in my real room now and not myself but some guy. They were addressing me, talking about something I didn't understand but I heard myself respond, as if another part of me knew what was happening. I talked to this other voice in my head for a brief moment. Everyone was treating me like I was crazy and it seemed that I had slept for days or so. I walked into a room which had a shelf full of potted plants and books about plants, most of these things in black and white safe a few green accents from the plants. An old man, some father figure to me, told me he wanted to connect with me through plants because I'd said I like them. We had a short discussion about my previous dream, which I said would have been better as a movie rather than a game.

I was constantly accompanied by guards and felt like in a looney bin. They talked of things I thought were completely untrue but the other part of me agreed with them. I was lead to a room that was very similar to "my" room in which I had awoken earlier.

It was entirely orange-brown and made of cushion-like material. It was devided in four equal sized districts by a cross structure in the middle. In each corner (to the center) was a bed, no blankets or anything. I was told to lie in my bed, the one on the left in the back. I immediately noticed that this was not my room though, because the walls were closer and the bed smaller. We moved on.

When we went through a hallway I saw the old man through the columns. The old man, as I realized soon, was me but older. I saw him get shot by a woman, behind her suddenly appeared a young girl with long black hair, who I knew was the same woman as a child.

This dream was very chaotic. I think they were several that sort of connect? You know, when the dream just silently fades into another before you realize.

I was coming out of a school gym or something. There were a *lot* of people in front of me. The one right in front of me was in a wheelchair. Of the two "doors" he chose the extremely small one that he had to crawl through, leaving his wheelchair behind. After he'd passed through he walked through the big door to get his wheelchair, folding it like a folding chair and walking on. At the time I didn't think this was strange at all because some people in wheel chairs can walk.

In the next hall there were many people reading blue folders, all were made especially for them. I felt left out because I didn't have one though I didn't even want one. In the next room the folders were being made by a machine. I took them as they were spat out, read the title and threw them in a big plastic bowl right next to the machine, where they would have landed anyway. One of them was a book about witches, which was mine.

With my book I was walking up a hill through a very pretty neighborhood. Some way up the hill I met a scottish witch in a wedding dress. We talked and when I had to ditch her to go to work she took a military pattern ribbon and wore it around her head.

I walked to a tram station but didn't know where I was and which side of the road I had to stand. The witch walked by and I asked her what her work was. She said she hated her job: forestation. I thought this strange because it sounded real neat to me. She helped me and told me I had to be on the opposite side of the road for my tram. I ran over to catch the number 5 but I was too late. Curiously, as it drove off, the tram was suddenly a little black car. Next came the number 2, which wasn't a tram either but one of those bicycles for a ton of people with a table. There were about 5 kids and one adult woman pedaling - a school group, I assumed. This seemed extremely weird to me now, so I asked the witch on the opposite side of the street if I was dreaming.

We were talking about some depressing stuff (politics or philosophy probably) but in a jolly manner. We also talked about Halleys Comet for some reason.

When we met again later, probably the next day, I was told that the flame is called Bearimy and it shone only for the fastest (probably the first to arrive at the meeting, idk dream logic).

When we met again that day Bearimy went on for me. My parents only noticed when we were done and I didn't say anything. They were happy for me.

I was handed three pictures. One was an impact font meme that read "What? I was building a relationship to Bearmy this whole time?"

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