My butter is labeled "Real®" because capitalism is going great

🐝 Addison

Jan 03 · 5 months ago · 😄 1

7 Comments ↓

🐝 Addison [OP] · Jan 03 at 19:54:

I applied for a job at the USDA's ontology department, but they told me it doesn't exist.

🚀 Minko_Ikana · Jan 03 at 20:10:

"My butter is labeled "Real®" because capitalism is going great."

Since you made it political... Pretty soon it won't matter how it is labeled. Once the communism sets in no one will be able to afford it anyhow.

🚀 n3m3516 · Jan 03 at 20:13:

I can't wait for the moment when the state owns all my work instead of just a half

🚀 stack · Jan 03 at 20:15:

You'll be able to afford it, but on the rare occasions it's available, and subject to spending half a day waiting on a line.

🚀 stack · Jan 03 at 23:35:

Addison: a good one. [Rimshot...]

🐐 uyasga · Jan 04 at 03:50:

It's good for you this year, unlike last.

It's safe to consume until a lot of people get sick and it is recalled.

Years down the road they discover it causes cancer.

It is also probably a vegatable if that improves sells.

Gluten Free and Open Source.

☯️ eph · Jan 07 at 23:00:

I dunno, the butter in my fridge says "Αληθινό και τίμιο βούτυρο"